Have you had your rabies shots following RDR? Have you scheduled your appointment at the groomer’s ahead of campout? Have you been a good boy or girl during these Dawg Days of Summer? Me neither … join us for the 4th Anal PARTY WOLF Hash. In honor of (what would have been) my BFFurever Scout’s 18th Birthday, let’s sink our teeth into some beers, howl at the moon, make fun of the weakest in the pack, and pound our paws in the Bywater area. Also, there will be one Beer Near. If you don’t know how you identify (wolf, coyote, fox, dingo, edgelord), just ask me. Also, no miserable female dogs allowed (you know who you are)!
Life is Ruff, so Drink.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), a personal cooler, whistle, flashlight, wolf/dog-themed attire
Date: Thursday, August 24
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! (Yeah, Right)
Theme: 4th Anal Party Wolf Hash
Start Address: 600 Franklin Ave., New Orleans, LA, 70117
Alpha Hare: Shitler’s List
Weird Hair Hare: Petrified Wood
Beer hare: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang
Pre-Lube: Big Daddy’s Bar
On-After: Pepp’s Pub (dog friendly)
Dog Friendly: Indeed
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No water crossings, hurricanes or shiggy. Bring a MOFO Whistle!!!
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). There will be a Turkey/Eagle (Husky/Pugg) Split (so quit crying, walkers).
Trail is A to A
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