Summer is hard for us, especially this summer. The blistering heat has left us feeling very raw and alone. We cry ourselves silly in the shower. We apply layer after layer of anti-chafe protection, but it’s not enough to stop the blitzkrieg on our thunder thighs. Are you like us? Do you want to hide your privates from even your underwear? We understand what it’s like to never be nude. We understand more than you’ll NEVER know.
Join us for a jortskrieg as we fight back against the oppressive heat and make ourselves known. There are dozens of us, you know. Literally dozens.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, daiq money, jorts, thighs of rage and sensitivity because we are complex beings and so are our thighs
Date: Thursday, August 17th, 2023
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: The Revenge of the Never Nudes
Start Address: Pirogue’s Whiskey Bayou (6940 St. Claude)
Hare & Co-hares: Mr. hEd, Shitler’s List
Beer hare: Tobias Fünke
Pre-Lube: Whiskey Bayou
On-After: Whiskey Bayou (they have food!)
Dog Friendly: are they never nudes?
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Your preferred anti-chafing regiment
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles?
Trail is A to A+
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