Trail #891: The Revenge of the Never Nudes

Summer is hard for us, especially this summer. The blistering heat has left us feeling very raw and alone. We cry ourselves silly in the shower. We apply layer after layer of anti-chafe protection, but it’s not enough to stop the blitzkrieg on our thunder thighs. Are you like us? Do you want to hide your privates from even your underwear? We understand what it’s like to never be nude. We understand more than you’ll NEVER know.

Join us for a jortskrieg as we fight back against the oppressive heat and make ourselves known. There are dozens of us, you know. Literally dozens.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, daiq money, jorts, thighs of rage and sensitivity because we are complex beings and so are our thighs

Date: Thursday, August 17th, 2023

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: The Revenge of the Never Nudes

Start Address: Pirogue’s Whiskey Bayou (6940 St. Claude)

Hare & Co-hares: Mr. hEd, Shitler’s List

Beer hare: Tobias Fünke

Pre-Lube: Whiskey Bayou

On-After: Whiskey Bayou (they have food!)

Dog Friendly: are they never nudes?

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Your preferred anti-chafing regiment

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles?

Trail is A to A+

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