UPDATE: ❕Important Trail Change info for Tonight’s Trail. ❕
Wankers, trail will now be a social event at the Drifter Hotel (3522 Tulane Ave.). Due to the heat advisory, the hares have determined that it’s unsafe to run and would rather chill at the pool. If you pester the hares enough about the change, then they will lay a very short trail for you.
Also, I repeat, 📣THEY HAVE A POOL! Bring a swimsuit and a towel!
It’s the last week of Pride Month and you Better Believe we’re putting the capital B in LGBT! We’ll run by some Bisexual Billets and Bicurious Buildings Because Bivisibility matters and we’re ready to stand proud next to New Orleans’ greatest queers and remind y’all we are here ya Bitch <3
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, za money, your gay-ish friends (but not too gay, appx. 1/2 gay, give or take .25, don't ask us, we're Bad at math), N*Sync puns, Justin Timberlake blow-up dolls (please hand to Mr. hEd in new or slightly used condition) and the best J&B conspiracy theories #TeamBritney
Date: Thursday, June 29, 2023
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: it Ain't No Lie, Baby I'm Bi Bi Bi
Start Address: Mickey Markey Park (Corner of Piety and Dauphine)
Hare & Co-hares: Mr. hEd, Singer Schlongryder
Beer hare: We Knew About the Penis
Pre-Lube: Markey's Bar
On-After: Bratz Y'all / Pizza D if y'all don't take too long on trail yeeesh
Dog Friendly: Only if they're flexible
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Nah
Approx. length: 3.5 miles for walkers, 5 miles for runners
Trail is A to A+
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