Trail #601 – “I Live Here Now!” – Tits Don’t Fit

I am SO sick of f*ckers bein’ like, oh did you move back? That’s so great… no? But you were gone for so long. But I thought you bought a house in Atlanta? Don’t you live with your boyfriend in GA? I heard the tax incentives left Louisiana. Where do you stay when you’re in town?

BITCHES I LIVE HERE.

To prove it to you all that I’m not a fickle ho that will take your nut and text you tomorrow “who dis?”, I have invested in a home property all my own (or possibly not by the time you’re reading this, that’s a whole other story).

Come break bread with me! Pop Bottles! Pop Pop!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, May 31, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: I live here now! Feel free to wear NOLA themed attire or TDF attire aka pasties & face paint or other things that remind you of our love. Making out with strangers on trail is also pre-approved LIKE MY HOME LOAN.
Start Address: Pirogues (2565 Bayou Rd. New Orleans, LA 70119)
Hare & Co-hares: Tits Don’t Fit (I’m an independent woman, I do it all on my own) 
Beer hare: TBD – takers?
Pre-Lube: Pirogues
On-After: Pirogues
Dog Friendly: Yes! The on-after no, but they have small outside tables.
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Flashlight for sure!
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: ~5 miles, suck it.
Trail is A to A+ (Circle will be at my house/in the driveway but in the interest of a reveal, I don’t want to post the address, and the bar is roughly a 5 block walk back to your car.)
HASH ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Next hareraising will be in June sometime and will cover July, August, and September 2018.
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