No one has ever finished a hash and said, “Oh my God, Buttsex, we have way too much beer. What are we going to do with all of this beer?” The thing you need to do for this hash is bring extra beer. Fuck the normal 6 pack bullshit. You’re pre-lubing NOH3’s Red Dress Run. You’re the first impression a lot of hashers will get when visiting New Orleans. Whatever amount of beer you were thinking of buying, buy 3 times that amount of beer. This hash will have multiple beer stops. Rumor mill says you might even find klassy ass box wine along the way. You are not leaving sober. Circle will go on longer than you want. You will be showing up and drinking with your favorite 150ish hashers from around the country. So cum one, cum all! Oh, and for all of you fuckers want a real trail, we thought of you too…..
On-On,
Everything Butt Sex
Date: Thursday, August 7th, 2014 6:30 show up, 7:00 hares away!
Hash Cash: $1, BYOB (6 minimum -12 beers recommended), ID required.
Theme: Red Skirt Run; RED SKIRT REQUIRED
Hares: Everything Butt Sex, Motherload, Antaphylactic Cock
Beer Hare: Fucktard
Shag Wagon: Batteries Not Included
Start: The park in front of City Hall. 1300 Perdido St. New Orleans, LA 70112
Pre-Lube: Happy’s Irish Pub, 1009 Poydras St., New Orleans, LA 70112
On-After: Handsome Willy’s, 218 S Robertson St, New Orleans, LA 70112
Dog Friendly?: As long as they are leashed and good with large crowds
Places to buy beer nearby: Rouses at 701 Baronne St., Brother’s at 148 Carondelet, CVS at 800 Canal St (at Carondelet)
P.S.A: Don’t drink and drive! DD’s are good for hashing and boob sizes if you need a cab, here are some #’s: United Cab -504-522-9771, Yellow/Checker Cab: 504-207-7777, Nawlins Cabs 504-522-9059
