Y’all remember that trail a few weeks back where Honkey & Snatch got us lost? Well, mainly just the group of us who beat the hares to the end, then ran a 7 mile circle jerk leading BACK to the end. Well, they want to redeem themselves this week. Many will die!
Date: Thursday, March 22, 2012
Theme: Redemption! However you interpret this.
Start: Old US mint – 400 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go
Hares: Fried Chicken Snatch & Honkey Dong
Cost: $1 (bills only plz) and a 6 pack (or more if you plan to drink more).
Bring: Your filthy hasher corpse, whistle and fleshlight, willing virgins, unwilling virgins, a sense of righteous indignation, hobo repellent, and a healthy thirst for beer.
Hare lies: Trail will be short, easy, and walker-friendly. Nobody will get lost. People wearing Vibrams will not have to run on train tracks. There will be strippers at the end.
