What does TidyBowlMan want for Christmas? Two virgins at the same time! Hopefully one of these inexperienced chestnuts won’t just lay back all night and make Tidy do all the work.
On top of the usual 6 pack and $1, the hares want everyone to bring a gift for a white elephant game. Anything from alcohol to anal beads should suffice for the hash. Fuck, we’ll even enjoy one of those joke calendars from Spencer’s. Can we end the hash at Mr. Binky’s for the 1% who doesn’t bring a gift? I heard 8 lays a week is in the market for a dildo. If not, let’s just hope for this Hashmas, we don’t get a shitty fucking trail.
On-On,
Everything Butt Sex
You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout, I’m telling you why,
Santa Claus is dead.
Theme: Christmas in July.
Hares: TidyBowlMan, Bumbletard (Virgin Lay!), Just Aaron (Virgin Lay!)
Start: Napa Auto Parts, 500 Shrewsbury Rd Jefferson, LA 70121-3530
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!
Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!
