“Cum inside of me!” sounded so good at the moment, didn’t it? After this next hash you might be the next person on one of those Maury Povich shows. Broke Back Dyke and T.W.O.T. are celebrating the most confusing day in the ghetto father’s day by giving all the daddies (or lack of?) uptown a good run for their money. So get your asses out there, and remember that condoms are cheaper than child support.
As a special treat, it’s BBD’s birthday. Remember, all you bastard hashers, when one hare drinks, all hares drink! If you wankers do your job right, those two will be so drunk at the end of circle, they’ll pass out before T.W.O.T. gets to scream “Fuck me daddy!” right after giving some birthday head. Head! Who said head?
Theme: Who’s your daddy?
Hares: T.W.O.T. and Broke Back Dyke
Start: Coliseum St & Polymnia St New Orleans, LA 70130
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!
Pre-lube: Avenue Pub
Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!