Hares: 2 In The Face, 5 In The Hole and Queef Meter (Double Virgins Lays?!?)
When: August 27th, 6:30 pm
Where: Shelter #10, Audubon Park
Theme: Bak to Skool
Uh-oh, it looks like we may have a couple of hare-virgins coming out to get schooled this week. I’m not sure if Queef has hared or not yet, but I know that 2 in the Mouth 5 in the Hole (or just 2Mo5Ho for short) is a haring virgin.
Meet up at Shelter# 10 ( West Ave. off Magazine St. ) in you back-to-school wear, and pray the hares don’t lay another shitty trail.
The usual rules apply: $1 and a six-pack ($6 if beerless), flashlight and whistle.