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Trail #1055: Cold Plunge

The air is hot and thick enough to chew, but everyone knows that every good sauna needs a refreshing cold plunge. Bring: $1 (no coins), beverages of choice (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, August 20th, 2026 Start Address: Bayou St. John, across from the post office (501 Moss St, New Orleans, LA 70119) Hare & Co-Hares: ¿Quesa-did-her? Beer Hare: The Iceman Thumbeth Pre-Lube: Bayou Beer Garden, 326 N Norman C Francis Parkway, New Orleans, LA 70119 On-After: Bayou Beer Garden, 326 N Norman C Francis Parkway, New Orleans, LA 70119 Dog Friendly: Yes Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, … Continue ReadingTrail #1055: Cold Plunge

Trail #1054: SFL’s Birthday and Back to School Trail!

Wear your college or alma mater swag! Whether it’s your university T-shirt, hat, or jersey, show some school pride. Don’t have college gear? Wear your favorite school’s colors and join the fun. Bring: $1 (no coins); Beverages of choice (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, August 13th, 2026 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Start Address: Nearish UNO will update with exact address early next week Hare & Co-Hares: SFL (co-hare appreciated) Beer Hare: ISO a beer hare Pre-Lube: Daquiris & Company – 6301 Elysian Fields On-After: Daquiris & Company – 6301 Elysian Fields Dog Friendly: Yes Is a dry bag, … Continue ReadingTrail #1054: SFL’s Birthday and Back to School Trail!

Trail #1053: The Red Skirt Sideshow

Join us under the BIG (girthy) TOP as we prelube for NOH3’s Red Dress Weekend. The temps in New Orleans are making things HOT, so come revel with us! Whether you identify more closely with the bearded lady, the ringleader, or whatever sideshow act gets your trapeze flying, we want to celebrate you all! Except clowns…unless they’re sexy clowns…with jello shots…okay, clowns are welcome too. We promise you’ll have a trail that’s Fan-tastic! (barely marked), In-credible! (poorly planned), Holy Hellfire Shit! (leaves you questioning your life choices), but at least there will be cold(ish) beer and seltzers. Costumes are encouraged … Continue ReadingTrail #1053: The Red Skirt Sideshow

Trail #1052: Beat the Heat — YMBJ’s 2nd Birthday Pool Hash

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Start Address: 713 Pauline St, New Orleans, LA 70117 Hare & Co-Hares: YMBJ Beer Hare: YMBJ (unless someone volunteers) Pre-Lube: Start address (713 Pauline) On-After: Start address — pizza and snacks provided Dog Friendly: Partial — dogs welcome at the house portion, but not in the pool area Dry bag / shiggy gear: No dry bag needed unless you plan on jumping in with all your stuff Approx. length: 1–2 miles. No separate walkers trail, no Turkey/Eagle split. Trail is: A to B but B is close to A

Trail #1051: “Celebrating” the dog days of summer!

Succulent Breasts and Tiger Feet are serving as your rookie hares and hoping to keep the hounds at bay. We’ll be running, drinking and woofing around our new neighborhood in the Marigny. There will be plenty of whichy ways and true trails, and perhaps a chance or 2 to bark up the wrong tree. So bring along your pup, sport your dog collar and join us for #1051. Here’s hoping you can teach us old dogs a new trick or 2! p.s. we’ll be remembering our last dog Talulah, who was full of love (and special needs!) Bring: $1 (no … Continue ReadingTrail #1051: “Celebrating” the dog days of summer!