The quick and dirty: we're a New Orleans drinking club with a running problem. The VooDoo is part of a worldwide group who enjoys working up a good thirst by running, and quenching it with beer. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!
Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.
Now, I know this is über late, but I just got the info from Just Mike, our born-again Virgin Hare.
“Born-again Virgin Hare? How is this possible?” I hear you cry.
Well, remember when Erectiaphobia (his wife) and I drug you through City Park the other week? Well, he was supposed to hare but came down with [...]
Tags: City Park, Just Mike, Tidy Bowl Man, Virgin Lay
So, the theme was going to be along the lines of “Gettin’ Shiggy with it”, but due to:
a) me ripping up flooring this weekend with Just Jason
b) me just getting home from watching LOST with Udderly Rititulous and her folks
3) Just Mike potentially having the plague, and
d) it looking like the weather is going to [...]
Tags: City Park, Just Mike, Pastor Bait-Her, Virgin Lay
I know what you’re about to read has absolutely nothing to do with this week’s trail info, and I don’t give a good goddamn. So, in lieu of witty commentary, I’ll simply say this and move on to minimal trail info:
WHO DAT, BITCHES!
And now back to our regular programming:
Hares: Just Darren (Virgin!), Tidy Bowl Man, [...]
Tags: Just Darren, Metairie, Ready Whip, Tidy Bowl Man, Virgin Lay, Wet Dream
I know I know, we’ve had a bad run with virgin hares as of late, but A) you have to start somewhere, and B) shut up and hare you lazy bastard. This week we take our chances in the small (but not cabbage-scented) hands of Just Teeny.
May Breesus have mercy on our souls.
Also, if you [...]
Tags: Broadmoor, Just Teeny, Skin Whistle, Spy vs. Spy, Virgin Lay
Now, let’s be honest. Who doesn’t love a little T+A? Or should I say, who doesn’t love a LOT of T + A?
This week’s hash is hared by a virgin lay (Just Nick) and and overall mess (One Eyed Jackoff), so let me give you a little bit of advice:
Remember last week? BRING A WHISTLE [...]
Tags: Jefferson, Just Nick, One Eyed Jackoff, Southport Hall, T + A, Virgin Lay
Take a moment today to remember a fallen Irish Assholdier.
No, no, not a soldier, an Assholdier like us, fool.
Hares: Just Dave (virgin lay), Penis Fly Crap (virgin lay), In-Dickcision
When: November 12th, 6:30 pm
Where: Constance St. and 3rd St. (The Irish Channel)
Theme: Warrior, Uniform or Braveheart style
Phone: 504.251.8320
$1 and a 6-pack, $6 if you neglect our [...]
Tags: In-Dickcision, Irish, Irish Channel, Just Dave, Penis Fly Crap, Virgin Lay
I’m a big scrapey/not-bendy/sore from my post Saints game shenanigans the other evening (I swear to God I’ll pistol-whip the next guy that says ‘shenanigans‘), so instead of something resembling cleverness, I’ll instead treat you to a song:
My name is Jack (nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah)
I’m a Necrophiliac (nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah)
I fuck dead women (nah [...]
Tags: Halloween, Just Jarvis, Licks Em Young, Mid-City, Virgin Lay
Hare: Skin Whistle with Dry Hole (Virgin Lay!)
Location: N.O. Surf Shop, 7722 Maple St. New Orleans, LA 70118
When: July 23rd, 7pm
Phone: (334) 332-9786
Grab your bikinis, and get ready to run! This beach-themed hash is Dry Hole’s Virgin Lay, and she’ll be doing it in a bikini! Fellas, this is no excuse either – so grab [...]
Tags: beach, bikini, Dry Hole, Skin Whistle, Uptown, Virgin Lay
Hares: Just Bea (Virgin Lay!) and Fill Me Up
Location: The old Curetons Gym on Metairie Road between Frisco Ave and Woods Ave.
When: July 16th, 7pm
Phone: 504.908.1552
Put on your hyper color tee-shirt, your neon biker shorts and mini skirt and grab your proton pack (or light saber or Red Rider) and let’s go party like it’s [...]
Tags: 80's, Fill Me Up, Just Bea, Metairie, Virgin Lay