My Oh My, how on earth did Texticle Teaser go on hashing/walking for over a year and never laid a freaking trail? Well, the timidness (implying hesitant on this one, that CocoRum-lovin’ gal ain’t shy) wore off as she felt compelled to conquer her first lay in the Lower Garden.  Was her co-hare Dickie Wongstocking rough with her? Considering how hot and sweaty she looked, we reckon so. Sorry, Chum. Was it a shitty trail? It wasn’t shitty but to commemorate the icy theme in this hot ass city, someone had the notion to sit on ice as I quote Dickie, “and hares sitting on bags of ice… drankin’!  And then there were 5 virgins that definitely met the minimum requirement for a gangbang but the lube went missing…sigh. It was strange to hear “Slam Bam Thank You Lamb made me cum” from a lovely virgin gal by way of Italy.  At least it wasn’t strange for Hobo to pick up one kickass virgin off the streets.  A couple visitors brought cultural mix to the hash; one relocated from Los Angeles and the other a good ol’ chap from Bangkok, Thailand.  Our inner PeeWee’s snicker-worthy word of the day was “Bang Cock.”

The Good – Free Snowballs – Beer Check was at a snowball stand which we must thank Texticle Teaser and Fill Me Up for the icy cool down

The Bad – Circle – One-Eyed Jack-Off was given a rare opportunity to run circle and rare it will continue to be…

“What’s that thing we do at the end? Swing low? Oh, yeah”

–One-Eyed Jack-Off

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Tags: Birthday, cake, certified R.U.N., Dickie Wongstockings, Hash Trash, One Eyed Jackoff, shitty circle, snowballs, Textical Teaser, TWOT, Uptown
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Yo, Vanilla, this week’s Voodoo is a celebration of all things icy, frozen and nippley. So, in order to recognize this weekends Tour De Liqueur, we will be looking for some uptown things to do to beat the summatime heat that you know is coming on Saturday. Goals include, ice cold beer drankin’, air conditioned drankin’, poolside drankin’, shade tree drankin’, summatime treats drankin’, sprinkler drankin’, and hares sitting on bags of ice… drankin’!

Theme: Summertime tour de ice!
Hares: Textical Teaser (Virgin Lay) and Dickie Wong
Start:Camp at Felicity, under the shade trees
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!
Pre-Pre-Lube 4ish: dickies pool, 1901 Prytania at St Mary. call me/get my # from somebody

Pre-Lube 5ish: halfmoon

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

On On from dickie wong!

As a special treat, it’s BBD’s birthday. Remember, all you bastard hashers, when one hare drinks, all hares drink! If you wankers do your job right, those two will be so drunk at the end of circle, they’ll pass out before T.W.O.T. gets to scream “Fuck me daddy!” right after giving some birthday head. Head! Who said head?

Theme: Who’s your daddy?
Hares: T.W.O.T. and Broke Back Dyke
Start: Coliseum St & Polymnia St New Orleans, LA 70130
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!
Pre-lube: Avenue Pub

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

The last wedding hash wasn’t but a few months ago, so grab your best running formalwear, and head uptown this week for Tighter Twat and Show Me Your Posse’s wedding hash.

Remember, this is TT, so shiggy socks are usually a good thing to wear.

Theme: It’s a wedding. Put on your good wifebeater.
Hares: Tighter Twat and Sow Me Your Posse
Start: Dublin St & Hampson St
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!
Pre-lube: Madigan’s

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

But I won’t be the only one! That’s right kids! Three hares for the price of one!

“What?” I hear you say? How is this possible? Well, here’s how this little experiment is going to work: I’ll lay trail the first half of the first leg – and then stop. whoever is FRB takes over, making their own way to the designated beer stop.

Rinse, repeat for the second half of trail.

Let’s see if we can do this without needing to buy 3 bags of ice.

Also, anyone want to beer hare? Drop Pastor a line.

Theme: None
Hares: Pastor Bait-Her and 2 random FRBs
Start: Napoleon and Magazine St. Neutral Ground
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!
Pre-lube: Ms. Mae’s (20 ft. from start)

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

Tidy has 1 1/2 coolers of beer for the VooDoo!
Look for him before and after!

And also, a note from Spread ‘Em:

Please be mindful of the possibility of sobriety checkpoints, starting tonight at 10pm and ending at 3am. You shouldn’t be driving drunk anyway, but this is a problem that we’d like to avoid: NOPD Sobriety Checkpoint News Release.

This week, the newly named Jizz Rag will be laying trail in a bedsheet with Grand Opening. And you know, if you read that in a certain way, it seems like they’ll be sharing a sheet – which might just make trail more interesting.

Theme: TOGA!
Hares: Jizz Rag (Virgin Lay!) and Grand Opening
Start: Camp and 9th St.
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!
Pre-lube: Bulldog on Magazine St.

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

Hares: Puppy Love Machine and Tidy Bowl Man
When: 6:30pm, Jan 14th
Where: Rouses’ Parking lot, corner of Tchoupitoulas and Napoleon
Theme: Carnival Season. Wear carnival colors and a mask  (HIGHLY recommended).
Costs: $1 and a six-pack. Bring your farking masks, flashlights, and whistles too, wankers.

Check out dantesmasquerade.com for Got Milk’s custom mask offerings. Tidy Bowl will bring some $15 masks to the hash start point for anyone who wants them.

Anyways blah blah beep boop beep blah … JINGLE BALLS! JINGLE BALLS! JINGLE ALL THE WAY!

Hares: Tidy Bowl Man, Imagine My Erection, Fire in the Hole
When: December 24th, 6:30 pm
Where: Neutral Ground at Miss Mae’s (Napoleon and Magazine)
Theme: Winter Holiday
Phone: 504.452.6776

Make sure you bring $1, a six-pack, a whistle, and a flashlight.

Well, as the holiday season gets rolling, so will our little frostback, Whole Lotta Cum. She’s leaving us for drier, less interesting lands.

Before she left, she wanted to hare one last time – something that I think is a pretty good sendoff.

It’s a Christmahanukwanzivus theme (Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Festivus), so break out your favorite dirty santa / naughty elf / reindeer (I’m lookin at you, Puppy Love Machine) costume, and meet up at the fountain at Coliseum Square!

There will be an on-after at the Avenue Pub (Polymnia and St. Charles) after the hash, so bring extra cash!

Hare: Whole Lotta Cum
When: December 17th, 6:30 pm
Where: Coliseum Square Fountain (coliseum and polymnia)
Theme: Winter Holiday
Phone: 504.251.8320

Make sure you bring $1, a six-pack, a whistle, and a flashlight.