Posted January 12th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
It’s carnival time, you know what that means…. TIT CHECK!
Hares: Puppy Love Machine and Tidy Bowl Man
When: 6:30pm, Jan 14th
Where: Rouses’ Parking lot, corner of Tchoupitoulas and Napoleon
Theme: Carnival Season. Wear carnival colors and a mask (HIGHLY recommended).
Costs: $1 and a six-pack. Bring your farking masks, flashlights, and whistles too, wankers.
Check out dantesmasquerade.com for Got [...]
Tags: carnival, Puppy Love Machine, Tidy Bowl Man, Uptown
Posted December 23rd, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Sorry for the extreme lateness – I’ve had some domain transfer / DNS issues / email server fail at work, and had to attend to that. And I have to move the hosting for this site soon.
Anyways blah blah beep boop beep blah … JINGLE BALLS! JINGLE BALLS! JINGLE ALL THE WAY!
Hares: Tidy Bowl Man, [...]
Tags: Fire in the Hole, Holiday, Imagine My Erection, Tidy Bowl Man, Uptown
Posted December 15th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Well, as the holiday season gets rolling, so will our little frostback, Whole Lotta Cum. She’s leaving us for drier, less interesting lands.
Before she left, she wanted to hare one last time – something that I think is a pretty good sendoff.
It’s a Christmahanukwanzivus theme (Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Festivus), so break out your favorite dirty santa / naughty [...]
Tags: Coliseum Square, Holiday, Uptown, Whole Lotta Cum
Posted December 1st, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Jeebus spent 40 days and 40 nights in the wilderness fasting while being tempted by all things sinful. A 40-something time period, whether days, months, or years is ALWAYS a period of testing, trial, probation, or chastisement (but not judgment) and ends with a period of restoration, revival or renewal. Well, Ready Whip is turning [...]
Tags: Birthday, Fat Harry's, Just Adrienne, Ready Whip, Religion, Uptown
Posted November 25th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
*EDIT* Man, this whole thing is a MAJOR math fail on my part. 3rd year ≠ 3rd anniversary. My bad. On the upside, we have a design ready to go next year.
– PB8R
First of all, sorry for getting this up so late. I would’ve had it up Monday, but my spam filter apparently hates [...]
Tags: Analversary, Birthday, Dickie Wongstockings, Sophie Wright Park, Tidy Bowl Man, Uptown
Posted November 13th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
S H IIIIIIIIIII
T T YYYYYY
T R A I L
This weeks circle started out as #96 did – with our 3 hares ( Indickcision, Penis Fly Crap, Just Dave (who was caught!) ) sitting on ice, so I won’t go on and on about the quality of last night’s trail.
But the circle. Ohh, the circle ladies [...]
Tags: Indickcision, Just Dave, Just Jon, Penis Fly Crap, Puppy Love Machine, shitty trail, Spermin' for Germans, trash, Uptown, West Palm Beach
Posted September 28th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Wow. I really can’t believe it’s been 100 hashes already. Thinking back through just my tenure as RA makes me think a montage is appropriate, so here we go:
Huh. As it turns out, I didn’t feel like sitting down and spending a few hours combing through pictures for you ingrates, so I went with the [...]
Tags: 100th, Fill Me Up, Mid-City, Tidy Bowl Man, Uptown, Warehouse District, Wee Blow Master
Posted August 25th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Hares: 2 In The Face, 5 In The Hole and Queef Meter (Double Virgins Lays?!?)
When: August 27th, 6:30 pm
Where: Shelter #10, Audubon Park
Theme: Bak to Skool
Phone: 865.386.9594
Uh-oh, it looks like we may have a couple of hare-virgins coming out to get schooled this week. I’m not sure if Queef has hared or not yet, but [...]
Tags: 2 in the mouth 5 in the hole, Audubon Park, Back to School, Queef Meter, SHelter 10, Uptown
Posted July 21st, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Hare: Skin Whistle with Dry Hole (Virgin Lay!)
Location: N.O. Surf Shop, 7722 Maple St. New Orleans, LA 70118
When: July 23rd, 7pm
Phone: (334) 332-9786
Grab your bikinis, and get ready to run! This beach-themed hash is Dry Hole’s Virgin Lay, and she’ll be doing it in a bikini! Fellas, this is no excuse either – so grab [...]
Tags: beach, bikini, Dry Hole, Skin Whistle, Uptown, Virgin Lay
Posted June 29th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Hares: No Cunt Troll and Lack A Virgin, Hey!
Location: The slanted parking on Louisiana at Annunciation
When: July 2nd, 7pm
Phone: 504.444.1582
In celebration of the 4th of July, our oral-obsessed hares are celebrating with keeping the trail short so all you wankers can stuff your faces with wieners! So, get all patriotic-lookin’ and get your ass uptown! [...]
Tags: 4th of July, Hotdog, Lack A Virgin Hey, No Cunt Troll, Uptown