Posted April 2nd, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
If you haven’t been around since the camp out, you’ve missed a lot. Pictures of the wedding hash means Udderly ReTiTulous has to explain to her future horrors one day why Pastor Bait-her thought it was important to run around New Orleans in a white dress and get drunk a day before they celebrated holy [...]
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Posted March 29th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Pastor Bait-Her is celebrating holy mattress moaning with Udderly ReTiTulous in Hawaii for their Honeymoon. Since dad won’t even be in cell phone range, the hashers get to be a little more crazy this week as we celebrate SPRING BREAK! Anyone know if mom will be there? Fill Me Up, RU?
Everyone else needs to [...]
Tags: alcohol, Honeymoon, Indicksion, Pastor Bait-Her, SPRING BREAK, Udderly ReTiTulous
Posted July 20th, 2009 by Lack-A-Virgin Hey!
Well boys and girls, yet another week has gone by without any sign of hash trash. Your beloved and belated trash writer has struck again. So for those of you who were sitting safely at home on Thursday, slurping cola and lounging in your hover chair, hoping to vicariously experience the hash through the warm [...]
Tags: 80's, Chum Dumpster, Just Bea, Just Brian, Just Olin, naming, Queef Meter, trash, Udderly ReTiTulous
Posted July 17th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Awww, shit. Named hashers in the hizoooooooooooouse!
Sorry about that, I promise it won’t happen again. I … I just don’t know what got over me. Oh, wait, yes I do – last night was a Hasher Naming Extravaganza!
Ladies and gents, please allow me to re-introduce you to:
Just Bea, now known as Udderly ReTiTulous:
Just Brian, now [...]
Tags: Chum Dumpster, Just Bea, Just Brian, Just Olin, naming, Queef Meter, Udderly ReTiTulous