Posted March 10th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
I’m not going to lie to you Marge, I was trying to think up a way to write some sort of Irish Incredible Hulk writeup, and it just wasn’t happening.
So, in lieu of cleverness, here’s a scary bodybuilder lady, ’shopped green.
Thursdays theme is VooDoo Green with ENVY! Yeah, wear GREEN dumb asses! In light of [...]
Tags: Just Darren, Metairie, St. Patty's, Tidy Bowl Man
Posted February 17th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
Now, I know this is über late, but I just got the info from Just Mike, our born-again Virgin Hare.
“Born-again Virgin Hare? How is this possible?” I hear you cry.
Well, remember when Erectiaphobia (his wife) and I drug you through City Park the other week? Well, he was supposed to hare but came down with [...]
Tags: City Park, Just Mike, Tidy Bowl Man, Virgin Lay
Posted February 9th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
First and foremost: WHO DAT!
Second, I want to go ahead and say “I told you so”. Now, I know what most of you are saying: “Like crap you did, Pastor.”, or if you’re Fill Me Up, “I can’t believe I rooted for the Colts – how much do I suck?”
Well, I can prove it. I [...]
Tags: Black and Gold, Saints, Shiver Me Nipples, Tidy Bowl Man, Who Dat
Posted January 19th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
I know what you’re about to read has absolutely nothing to do with this week’s trail info, and I don’t give a good goddamn. So, in lieu of witty commentary, I’ll simply say this and move on to minimal trail info:
WHO DAT, BITCHES!
And now back to our regular programming:
Hares: Just Darren (Virgin!), Tidy Bowl Man, [...]
Tags: Just Darren, Metairie, Ready Whip, Tidy Bowl Man, Virgin Lay, Wet Dream
Posted January 12th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
It’s carnival time, you know what that means…. TIT CHECK!
Hares: Puppy Love Machine and Tidy Bowl Man
When: 6:30pm, Jan 14th
Where: Rouses’ Parking lot, corner of Tchoupitoulas and Napoleon
Theme: Carnival Season. Wear carnival colors and a mask (HIGHLY recommended).
Costs: $1 and a six-pack. Bring your farking masks, flashlights, and whistles too, wankers.
Check out dantesmasquerade.com for Got [...]
Tags: carnival, Puppy Love Machine, Tidy Bowl Man, Uptown
Posted December 28th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Twas the morning before Christmas at Everything Butt Sex’s house.
He noticed that someone had left without their blouse.
Oh, just another orphaned piece of clothing thrown away without care,
He started a pre-lube at 11am; The time Dicky Wong Stockings got there.
They started to drink and a numbing feeling reached their head,
head, who said head?
Joining them was [...]
Tags: Cock a Booty Boo, Dickie Wongstockings, Everything Butt Sex, Kiss My Trash, Lick A Lotta Cock, Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, Tidy Bowl Man, trash
Posted December 23rd, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Sorry for the extreme lateness – I’ve had some domain transfer / DNS issues / email server fail at work, and had to attend to that. And I have to move the hosting for this site soon.
Anyways blah blah beep boop beep blah … JINGLE BALLS! JINGLE BALLS! JINGLE ALL THE WAY!
Hares: Tidy Bowl Man, [...]
Tags: Fire in the Hole, Holiday, Imagine My Erection, Tidy Bowl Man, Uptown
Posted December 15th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Last night at the HoB’s Foundation Room after meeting Lance Moore (thanks again Everything Butt Sex and Natalie), I was talking to Teeny Weeny on Top about the photo I used for her naming post and how I almost used one from Spermin for German’s going away party that highlighted her taste in colorful underwear:
Well, [...]
Tags: Ass, Everything Butt Sex, Moon, Spermin' for Germans, Teeny Weeny On Top, Tidy Bowl Man
Posted November 25th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
*EDIT* Man, this whole thing is a MAJOR math fail on my part. 3rd year ≠ 3rd anniversary. My bad. On the upside, we have a design ready to go next year.
– PB8R
First of all, sorry for getting this up so late. I would’ve had it up Monday, but my spam filter apparently hates [...]
Tags: Analversary, Birthday, Dickie Wongstockings, Sophie Wright Park, Tidy Bowl Man, Uptown
Posted November 16th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
TO ALL HASHERS, FRIENDS, ETC.
Spermin for Germans (formerly Just Jon) has finally been named and is returning to his loverly New Jersey on Wednesday. He wanted to do a BBQ after work and Tidy Bowl Man offered his house. All are welcome!
He will supply you with some food, some drinks but suggests that [...]
Tags: BBQ, Going Away Party, Spermin' for Germans, Tidy Bowl Man