Posted March 16th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
This Thursday, we’re going to be getting down and dirty in Lakeview. Just Ralph is poppin’ his har-e cherry (heh) with Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, so watch out – Slam Bam isn’t known for being gentle.
There will be shiggy, and there will be mud. Think of this as a camp-out warm-up. The hares also [...]
Tags: Hunting, Inglourious Basterds, Just Ralph, Lakeview, Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, Virgin Lay, wilderness survival
Posted December 28th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Twas the morning before Christmas at Everything Butt Sex’s house.
He noticed that someone had left without their blouse.
Oh, just another orphaned piece of clothing thrown away without care,
He started a pre-lube at 11am; The time Dicky Wong Stockings got there.
They started to drink and a numbing feeling reached their head,
head, who said head?
Joining them was [...]
Tags: Cock a Booty Boo, Dickie Wongstockings, Everything Butt Sex, Kiss My Trash, Lick A Lotta Cock, Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, Tidy Bowl Man, trash
Posted August 21st, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Ahh yes, the Toga Party. Who doesn’t love a social function where you grab your bedsheet and literally roll out of bed, dressed appropriately?
If you have nothing to do tomorrow (or even if you do have something to do), roll outta bed and head to Gretna where Slam Bam Thank You Lamb is hosting the [...]
Tags: Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, Toga