Udderly RiTiTulous

and

Pastor Bait-Her

On Thursday evening

May 25th at 6:30

Washington Square

Appropriate attire required*

followed by trail, on-in, and on-after

*Wedding hashes are typically a cross-dressing event, so break out your black dresses fellas and your tuxedo tees, ladies.

Hares: Pastor Bait-Her and Udderly RiTiTulous
Theme: Wedding
Pre-Lube: DBA – 618 Frenchmen
Start: Washington Square – Royal and Frenchmen
Time: 6:30pm

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then bring $10, you ugly bastard. If you continue to not bring beer, then you STILL pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

That’s gotta be my favorite gay joke, outside of Richard Simmons! Zing!

Ok, no more bad jokes. This week’s hash will be led by the VooDoo’s two leading experts on gaydom: Pusti Malaka and Just Payton.

And me.

So come on down to the Quarter this week for a trip down the ole’ Hershey Highway – it’s bound to be a gay old time.

Oh, and I ran across this video in one of the scummy recesses of the ‘net, hope you enjoy:

Theme: Gay Bash – girls in flannel, guys in drag or leotards or rainbows, etc etc
Location: Armstrong Park Entrance (St. Ann at Rampart)
Time: Usual, 6:30 p.m. meet with hare away at 7:00 p.m.
Hare: Pusti Malaka, Just Peyton, and Pastor Bait-Her

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then bring $10, you ugly bastard.

Endymion open house tomorrow at Erectiaphobia and Just Mike’s!
OK, this is definitely a do-it-yourself-style party.  We’ll have a sack of oysters and a few beers, but basically we’re just offering up some great company, a warm house half a block off the Endymion route and a bathroom with an actual flushing toilet.  Please bring your own beverage and some potlucky food to share.

4129A Cleveland Ave (upper left apartment) off Carrollton and Canal and near Juan’s Flying Burrito.  Festivities begin around 1pm.  Parking is every hasher for him/herself; ride your damn bike if you don’t want to drive around looking for a space all afternoon.  Feel free to bring a guest or five.  Questions? Email noraellertsen@hotmail.com.

St. Anthony Ramblers – Mardi Gras Day – 9am-ish

Drinks and breakfast at 9, march at 10. We start from Pastor Bait-Her and Udderly Rititulous‘ house on Spain Street. We are again fortunate to have Panorama Brass Band tour with us throughout the day, and in order to cover the cost of these minstrels and the early morning feast, we ask for a $25 contribution – a paltry sum for such wonderful entertainment.

Hope to see you reveling in the streets tomorrow at one point or another. Below is the invite / route, and we’ll be stopping at the following bars, in order: R-Bar, Lafitte’s Blacksmith Shop, Jackson Square, Harry’s Corner, Molly’s at the Market, and the Spotted Cat.

Each year, we seem to grow, both in numbers and in fun – so if you and yours are looking for Mardi Gras Day plans, please come join us and ramble!

the theme is now “Shitty Park”. Looking at the weather forecast, it’s supposed to start raining Wednesday evening, and not stop till some time on Friday. Awesome.

One way or another, my dear chickens, plan on getting wet. I’m not saying you’re going to go swimming, but look at it this way:
1) It’s City Park – there’s normally a lot of water.
2) If it lets up just before the hash, it’ll still be all puddly and soggy and shit
c) It could very well rain during the hash.

It’s Louisiana – it tends to rain.

As far as themed attire, well I’m at a loss. You could dress up as anything shitty, whether it be an actual pig, or bacon, or Windows ME, or soon-to-be-ex-Mayor Nagin, or bacon vodka.

Mmmm, bacon vodka. If nobody shows up as bacon vodka, then someone better at least bring some. If you do however show up as bacon vodka, well, I guess you’d better bring some anyways.

Oh, and did I mention it’s Just Mike’s (Erectia’s hubby) virgin lay? Well, it is!

Theme: “Shitty Park” – seriously, look three lines up.
Location: Across from the driving range on Filmore Ave. in City Park
Time: Usual, 6:30 p.m. meet with hare away at 7:00 p.m.
Hare: Just Mike (virgin lay!) and Pastor Bait-Her

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer, forget that six dollar thing. IF YOU DON’T BRING BEER, YOU’RE PAYING 10 GORRAM DOLLARS OR GETTIN’ THE HELL OUT!

Hares: Pastor Bait-Her, Udderly Rititulous, Just Andee
When: November 5th, 6:30 pm
Where: Spain St. and N. Peters St. (The Marigny)
Theme: Guy Fawkes / V for Vendetta / All Black!
Phone: 504.251.8320

$1 and a 6-pack, $6 if you suck and don’t bring any beer. As always, don’t be the 1% that doesn’t bring your flashlight and a whistle!

Man, just when you thought you’d caught your breath from the non-stop onslaught that was Red Dress Week, here comes Hashoween!* Here’s a quick run-through of what’s going on:

Thursday Oct. 29th: Cemetery Hash!

Hares: Licks ‘Em Young and Just Jarvis. Regular hash “rules” ($1 + 6-pack). Meet at Rosedale Dr. and City Park Avenue at 6:30, hares off at 7.  Park on City Park Ave. – not in Delgado’s parking lot.

Saturday Oct. 31st (Halloween): 2nd Anal Costume Pub Crawl

“Hared” by Tidy Bowl Man, Montana Boy Toy and Just Kim. Meet up at Molly’s at the Market at 5. This isn’t so much a hash, as a parade. A GODDAMNED PARADE IN OCTOBER! Do we need a reason? Hell No! NOH3 will be there, and accepting $5 for keg-on-wheels access. Make sure you bring plenty of cash for the planned and unplanned barstops. Remember: No Coolers, No Snack Kitty, No Beertruck to store your crap! No money collected – so no bitching! This is a costumed parade! Tidy Bowl says he might have an award for Best Costume.

Sunday Nov. 1st (Dia de los Muertos): 2nd Anal Black Dress Run!

Hared by Pastor Bait-Her and Tidy Bowl Man. Meet up at 3pm at the neutral ground at Elysian Fields and Chartres – right by the Old New Orleans Rum building (formerly the Schoen FUNeral Home!). Usual hash “rules” ($1, 6-pack), and YOU MUST WEAR A BLACK DRESS! This ain’t no blue tank top run or a comfy sweater run, it’s the VooDoo’s damned Black Dress Run! I will make one exception though – if you haven’t gone home and are still wearing your costume from Halloween night, I will allow that. That is all!

 
More details to be posted as the events draw closer – this is just more of a heads-up all in one convenient location. Aren’t I just so gorram nice?

*Note: this isn’t an organized, RDR-sized monster event. I just felt like making a graphic, so hurry up and make with the biting of me.