All these goals might be asking to much of us.  Quite frankly, we don’t give a fuck. It’s our day, and we’re leading you wanking sausages through Lakeview. We’re changing shit up. The first part of trail is one mile. We don’t have any god damn checks, shitty whichys, fucking YBFs or even a beautiful beer near.

We know what you’re thinking. Holy wanking day batman! No beer near? That is sacrilegious! How can we have a hash without a beer near? Well hashers we’re upgrading the beer near to a pool near! Leave the electronics and wallets at home. This week’s theme requires a bathing suit or a birthday suit! Either way kiddos, it’s our birthday and we don’t plan on leaving until every last hasher is nice and wet.

On-On,
Everything Butt Sex

P.S. Join us for an on after and help us not remember a bunch of decisions we’ll regret the next day. It’s our birthday!

P.S.S. Next week’s theme is Christmas in July. TidyBowlMan, Bumbletard,  and Just Aaron wants everyone to bring a gift for that White Elephant game, or whatever it is ya’ll call it.

Theme: Happy Birthday! Birthday suit or bathing suit.
Hares: Lick A Lotta Cock (Virgin Lay), BabyFacial (Virgin Lay) and Everything Butt Sex
Start: Lakeshore Dr.
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

Actually, I’m not sure what that means – anyone care to help a brother out?

It’s a Mardi Gras / Royalty themed hash. I know, we just had a hash the other week that was carnival themed, but ’tis the season, right? I mean, we only have Mardi Gras for a few weeks out of the year – did you know that children in China don’t even have a Mardi Gras? Not even one day!

If for no other reason, do it for the children.

And, by the way, I expected this from Missionary Impossible, Not Fill Me Up – she picked the ONE place in New Orleans that doesn’t have an address. Way to Suck, FMU.
Mardi Gras Fountain is on Lakeshore Dr., halfway between Canal Blvd and Marconi Dr.

Theme: “Royal” pain in the hash. Come dressed in Royal, Mardi Gras, or hash attire. There are no excuses for anyone not to have hash attire. Hash necklaces don’t count.
Location: Mardi Gras Fountain on Lakeshore Dr.
Time: Usual, 6:30 p.m. meet with hare away at 7:00 p.m.
Hare: Fill Me Up

Bring a dollar and a six pack and if you’re too lazy to pick up beer, you betta have $6 and a really good reason for being a wanker. Oh yeah, make sure you bring a great attitude so you don’t piss Fill Me Up off. There will be a couple of surprises at this hash, so come out and have a great time.

That’s right, a mystery hare! So, re-watch your old beat-up VHS copy of [insert your favorite mystery movie here], and come on out to the lakefront! Our hare (can we just go ahead and call him Mr. Body from Clue?) will even be bringing some gadgets for us to find at the checks, and the hashers who find them will be rewarded.

And I promise that unlike the movie Clue, there won’t be three different endings. So, get dressed as your favorite Clue character, Sherlock Holmes, etc. and find trail like a motherflippin’ detective!

We’ll be meeting up just North of St. Bernard Ave. and Robert E. Lee at the usual time of 6:30, with the hare taking off at 7.  Mr. Body asks that you bring a flashlight as trail might be a bit long, and that shiggy socks may not be a bad idea.

This is the VooDoo, so you know the deal: $1 and a six-pack are the fees, and bring a damn whistle and a flashlight.