The quick and dirty: we're a New Orleans drinking club with a running problem. The VooDoo is part of a worldwide group who enjoys working up a good thirst by running, and quenching it with beer. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!
Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.
Babyfacial is turning 39, Lick A Lotta Cock is turning 31 and I, Butt Sex, I’m turning 29. We all made goals to hit before next year. Licka wants a new dildo she can keep to herself this time. Baby is hoping he can look down and finally see a pubic hair, and I’m probably [...]
Tags: Babyfacial, Birthday, Everything Butt Sex, happy birthday, Lakefront, Lick A Lotta Cock
Virgins, Virgins, who’s got the virgins? Virgins hashers, virgins hare. Seven virgins came to this week’s trail and 8 Lays a week popped her cherry laying flour. She might not be a badass cougar, laying flour and going down down, like a pro just yet. At least she isn’t scared and timid anymore, or complains [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Everything Butt Sex, Hash Trash, shitty park, virgins
mmmm……Smells like summer. Time for sun, beer and good sex with someone you know won’t be there for you when football season starts next month. This week’s run is going to be hot, wet, and short. What can you expect from 8 Lays a week and Everything Butt Sex? They’re making a loose promise to leave [...]
Tags: 8 Lays a Week, Everything Butt Sex, Lakeview, parlay's, summer, summer fling
Get your loaded dice and marked deck of cards out you group of wankers. Even if you have to lie, cheat, and steal, there is no reason for you to leave this hash without getting a little lucky!!!!
This week’s run has us meeting up at Blain Kern’s Mardi Gras world in the Warehouse district. You [...]
Tags: Blain Kern, Everything Butt Sex, Gambling, Hobo Rodeo, Luck of the Draw, Mardi Gras World, UnderCummer, Warehouse District
Get your cheat codes out you fat lazy bastard. We’re going Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right A B Select Start on your ass. Break away from your World of Warcraft Lan parties you bunch of wankers. We’re going to be running through the nerd filled dorm rooms of UNO for Game Ovaries’ virgin [...]
Tags: Everything Butt Sex, Game Ovaries, lan, TidyBowlMan, UNO, Video Games, virgin
Happy Birthday, Fuck you Dorothy Gale! Oh wait, ding dong, the wicked bitch is dead. Maybe I should tell her my name is Jack. In honor of Judy Garland’s birthday, this week’s theme is Wizard of Oz. Tidy, TWOT and Chum Dumpster can show up as midgets. Get ready to show off your flying [...]
Tags: 16 year old daughter, bywater, chicken pot guy, Chum Dumpster, elizabeth's, Everything Butt Sex, Just Sarah, midgets, TidyBowlMan, TWOT, wizard of oz
The owner of the Louisiana Renaissance Festival has invited us to cum run around his campgrounds while drinking luscious BEER the weekend of the 12th! For anyone who hasn’t been there, it’s a great site. Plenty of shiggy and privacy. We’ll have port a potties, beer, a place to camp, beer, a place to run, [...]
Tags: 2010 ANAL CUMMING TOGETHER HASH, beer, Camp out, Everything Butt Sex, Louisiana Renaissance Festival, shiggy, TidyBowlMan
This week’s run will be on April 15th. Do your taxes before Thursday you fat lazy bastards. Come to the realization that you received a 2% pay increase, while taxes were raised and inflation went up 3%, so you actually make less money than you did last year. Stop thinking that you should get married, [...]
Tags: bottom loving dynamic duo, broke, Cold Wet Douche, Everything Butt Sex, Mid-City, naked, TWOT
If you haven’t been around since the camp out, you’ve missed a lot. Pictures of the wedding hash means Udderly ReTiTulous has to explain to her future horrors one day why Pastor Bait-her thought it was important to run around New Orleans in a white dress and get drunk a day before they celebrated holy [...]
Tags: April Fool's, Cold Wet Douche, Dickie Wongstockings, Everything Butt Sex, Indicksion, Marrero, Pastor Bait-Her, Pick Up Fuck, Pump me Brewster, Shitty Titty Gang Bang, Udderly ReTiTulous, UnderCummer, Urine Jail, virgins, Wedding
Twas the morning before Christmas at Everything Butt Sex’s house.
He noticed that someone had left without their blouse.
Oh, just another orphaned piece of clothing thrown away without care,
He started a pre-lube at 11am; The time Dicky Wong Stockings got there.
They started to drink and a numbing feeling reached their head,
head, who said head?
Joining them was [...]
Tags: Cock a Booty Boo, Dickie Wongstockings, Everything Butt Sex, Kiss My Trash, Lick A Lotta Cock, Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, Tidy Bowl Man, trash