Posted January 11th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
For all of you WHINY TIT-BABIES who couldn’t bring yourselves out of your leopard-print (or worse yet, generic) Snuggies to come Hash with us, this is for you:
‘La Virgina’ Just Sarah and the ‘more-experienced’ Mr. Dickie Wongstockings laid a somewhat visible trail through the CBD and FQ, only having lost THREE people by the end [...]
Tags: Dickie Wongstockings, Hobo Rodeo, Just Sarah, trash
Posted January 4th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
Happy New Year!
So, it’s been a whole week since the New Year has begun. Some argue it’s a new decade but who really gives a shit, I mean, really. Most of you made some sort of resolution to change blah blah blah or quit doing this or that. But, I know you, you’re hashers. [...]
Tags: Dickie Wongstockings, FAIL, French Quarter, Just Sarah, New Years
Posted December 28th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Twas the morning before Christmas at Everything Butt Sex’s house.
He noticed that someone had left without their blouse.
Oh, just another orphaned piece of clothing thrown away without care,
He started a pre-lube at 11am; The time Dicky Wong Stockings got there.
They started to drink and a numbing feeling reached their head,
head, who said head?
Joining them was [...]
Tags: Cock a Booty Boo, Dickie Wongstockings, Everything Butt Sex, Kiss My Trash, Lick A Lotta Cock, Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, Tidy Bowl Man, trash
Posted December 23rd, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
ATTN: New Orphans
If you’ve got no family in town or just want to disown them due to the embarrassing “he peed sitting down until he was 13” story, come to my house for our own Christmas. We can unwrap the FedEx and Amazon wrapped presents you either got from your weird uncle or bought for [...]
Tags: Christmas, Dickie Wongstockings
Posted November 25th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
*EDIT* Man, this whole thing is a MAJOR math fail on my part. 3rd year ≠ 3rd anniversary. My bad. On the upside, we have a design ready to go next year.
– PB8R
First of all, sorry for getting this up so late. I would’ve had it up Monday, but my spam filter apparently hates [...]
Tags: Analversary, Birthday, Dickie Wongstockings, Sophie Wright Park, Tidy Bowl Man, Uptown
Posted September 14th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Oktoberfest Prelube!!! Presented by Stickie Lawndroppings and Immoral Confessions.
Are you ready? The official 2009 Oktoberfest season starts on Saturday October 19th in Munich Germany.
But the Voodoo has to start early. The start is in the CBD, where we left off last week, in the parking lot at Poydras and Loyola.
Das theme ist German!
Der Mann: Your [...]
Tags: CBD, Dickie Wongstockings, German, Oktoberfest, Oral Impression