Posted June 6th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Happy Birthday, Fuck you Dorothy Gale! Oh wait, ding dong, the wicked bitch is dead. Maybe I should tell her my name is Jack. In honor of Judy Garland’s birthday, this week’s theme is Wizard of Oz. Tidy, TWOT and Chum Dumpster can show up as midgets. Get ready to show off your flying [...]
Tags: 16 year old daughter, bywater, chicken pot guy, Chum Dumpster, elizabeth's, Everything Butt Sex, Just Sarah, midgets, TidyBowlMan, TWOT, wizard of oz
Posted October 13th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
I usually joke in circle that there won’t be a quiz. Today is an exception, but don’t worry, it’s not difficult. There is a 10 second time limit though.
Aaaaaaaaaand go!
Does this week’s hash have to do with:
A) Lack-A-Virgin, Hey!
2) Chum Dumpster
C) Show Me Your Posse
Ok, pencils down, class. HEY! 2Mo5Ho, I said pencils down! Do [...]
Tags: Chum Dumpster, Mid-City, Old Rock N' Bowl, Show Me Your Posse
Posted July 20th, 2009 by Lack-A-Virgin Hey!
Well boys and girls, yet another week has gone by without any sign of hash trash. Your beloved and belated trash writer has struck again. So for those of you who were sitting safely at home on Thursday, slurping cola and lounging in your hover chair, hoping to vicariously experience the hash through the warm [...]
Tags: 80's, Chum Dumpster, Just Bea, Just Brian, Just Olin, naming, Queef Meter, trash, Udderly ReTiTulous
Posted July 17th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Awww, shit. Named hashers in the hizoooooooooooouse!
Sorry about that, I promise it won’t happen again. I … I just don’t know what got over me. Oh, wait, yes I do – last night was a Hasher Naming Extravaganza!
Ladies and gents, please allow me to re-introduce you to:
Just Bea, now known as Udderly ReTiTulous:
Just Brian, now [...]
Tags: Chum Dumpster, Just Bea, Just Brian, Just Olin, naming, Queef Meter, Udderly ReTiTulous