Posted July 18th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Babyfacial is turning 39, Lick A Lotta Cock is turning 31 and I, Butt Sex, I’m turning 29. We all made goals to hit before next year. Licka wants a new dildo she can keep to herself this time. Baby is hoping he can look down and finally see a pubic hair, and I’m probably [...]
Tags: Babyfacial, Birthday, Everything Butt Sex, happy birthday, Lakefront, Lick A Lotta Cock
Posted July 16th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
My Oh My, how on earth did Texticle Teaser go on hashing/walking for over a year and never laid a freaking trail? Well, the timidness (implying hesitant on this one, that CocoRum-lovin’ gal ain’t shy) wore off as she felt compelled to conquer her first lay in the Lower Garden. Was her co-hare Dickie Wongstocking [...]
Tags: Birthday, cake, certified R.U.N., Dickie Wongstockings, Hash Trash, One Eyed Jackoff, shitty circle, snowballs, Textical Teaser, TWOT, Uptown
Posted June 14th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
“Cum inside of me!” sounded so good at the moment, didn’t it? After this next hash you might be the next person on one of those Maury Povich shows. Broke Back Dyke and T.W.O.T. are celebrating the most confusing day in the ghetto father’s day by giving all the daddies (or lack of?) uptown a [...]
Tags: Birthday, Broke Back dyke, child support, fuck me daddy, T.W.O.T, Uptown
Posted December 1st, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Jeebus spent 40 days and 40 nights in the wilderness fasting while being tempted by all things sinful. A 40-something time period, whether days, months, or years is ALWAYS a period of testing, trial, probation, or chastisement (but not judgment) and ends with a period of restoration, revival or renewal. Well, Ready Whip is turning [...]
Tags: Birthday, Fat Harry's, Just Adrienne, Ready Whip, Religion, Uptown
Posted November 25th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
*EDIT* Man, this whole thing is a MAJOR math fail on my part. 3rd year ≠ 3rd anniversary. My bad. On the upside, we have a design ready to go next year.
– PB8R
First of all, sorry for getting this up so late. I would’ve had it up Monday, but my spam filter apparently hates [...]
Tags: Analversary, Birthday, Dickie Wongstockings, Sophie Wright Park, Tidy Bowl Man, Uptown
Posted August 10th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Hares: Hobo Rodeo and Whole Lotta Cum
When: August 13th, 6:30 pm
Where: In the Neutral Ground across from the Mid-City Bulldog (5135 Canal Blvd.), after the bus terminals.
Theme: Zodiac!
Phone: 757-348-5373
Alright, wankies and gentlewanks, let’s all cum together to help celebrate Hobo Rodeo’s annual tooth-and-nail battle to stay on the right side of 30! Since this will [...]
Tags: Birthday, Hobo Rodeo, Mid-City, Whole Lotta Cum, Zodiac