So, in lieu of cleverness, here’s a scary bodybuilder lady, ’shopped green.

Thursdays theme is VooDoo Green with ENVY!  Yeah, wear GREEN dumb asses!  In light of the Campout, and since the coolest will NOT be at the Irish Italian parade on Sunday…or may not be. We are running from that location.

Chase Bank parking lot, Veterans and Phosphor St. (south side/I-10 side) next to Mugz Bar.( so we have a toilet)

Theme: Green / Irish / St. Patty’s
Pre-Lube: Mugz Bar?, 5:30ish
Start: Vets and Phosphor (I-10 side of Vets) in Metry, Brah!
Time: 6:30
Hares: TidyBowlMan and Just Darren

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then bring $10, you ugly bastard. If you continue to not bring beer, then you STILL pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

After some debate, Just Nick is now to be known as Brokeback Dyke!

Theme: I Think I’m Turning Japanese, I Really Think So! (sumo wrestler, geisha girl, Hello Kitty, Power Ranger, anime porn, the karate kid… whatever)
Pre-Lube: Vic’s Kangaroo Cafe ( 636 Tchoupitoulas ), 5:30ish
Start: Fulton St. In front of Rockin’ Sake, CBD
Time: Meet at 6:30, Hares away at 1855; 6:55 PM (for you Americans that don’t use the 24 hour clock.)
Hares: Dock Cousteau and two others to be named later.

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then bring $10, you ugly bastard. If you continue to not bring beer, then you STILL pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

If you haven’t paid for the campout and are going, BRING YOUR MONEY, BITCHES!

OK Wankers!!!! The Voodoo campout is just around the corner. Mail in regos must be postmarked by Mar 1 and I cannot guarantee gimmies unless you register by Mar 5. Paypal is linked to the rego on the Voodoo website @ Voodoohash.com. Cash regos are accepted up to the day of the event but the cost goes up to $60 if you show up and want to dance around a fire or two or run a trail or two without early rego. We have about 17 signed up but I’m still waiting on payment from a few wankers. If you do not pay me by the 5th, you forfeit your gimmies to those who paid first.

Remember there is a $11 tent fee (not included in the rego cost) no matter how many are in the tent. Park rangers occasionally pass by to check. If you plan to share a tent with someone make sure whoever arrives at the park first, gives the tentmate’s names to the park office.

If you want anything special like “Hot Sex”, you must bring it yourself. Kegs will be provided as will food. I will provide some TP, so if you like to wipe your tush with a lot of cushion, bring extra TP. There is a bathroom with a mirror for those who have to look pretty all weekend. The shower area is about 2 miles away and are pretty nice. The area is rustic so don’t expect air conditioning or heaters. BUG SPRAY is a must. We had mosquitoes even in the cold. Earplugs are suggested for those who like to go to bed at a decent time as many of our group like to stay up until late hours of the morning.

I would also suggest packing for both warm and cold as it gets chilly when the sun goes down. Bring your chair as there is nowhere to sit other than the ground or in your tent or on someone’s lap.
If anyone else can think of anything helpful please add to the list.

Can’t wait to have a great time!!!!

That’s gotta be my favorite gay joke, outside of Richard Simmons! Zing!

Ok, no more bad jokes. This week’s hash will be led by the VooDoo’s two leading experts on gaydom: Pusti Malaka and Just Payton.

And me.

So come on down to the Quarter this week for a trip down the ole’ Hershey Highway – it’s bound to be a gay old time.

Oh, and I ran across this video in one of the scummy recesses of the ‘net, hope you enjoy:

Theme: Gay Bash – girls in flannel, guys in drag or leotards or rainbows, etc etc
Location: Armstrong Park Entrance (St. Ann at Rampart)
Time: Usual, 6:30 p.m. meet with hare away at 7:00 p.m.
Hare: Pusti Malaka, Just Peyton, and Pastor Bait-Her

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then bring $10, you ugly bastard.

If you prefer, you can fill out the PDF, print it, and bring in to the Hash.
 

 
ALL MAIL IN REGISTRATIONS MUST BE POSTMARKED BY MARCH 1, 2010
3 DAY EVENT – FRIDAY THROUGH SUNDAY!
$50 fee covers a weekend of food, beer, and awesome gimmes.
NOTE: There is an $11/day tent fee. Of course, how many people you can put in your tent is up to you…
The price raises to $60 for day-of registration, with no guarantee of gimmes.

PAYMENT NOTES:

CASH IS PREFERRED, but PayPal (ononfrb@hotmail.com) and checks are accepted.
For Paypal, you still need this form! On the payment description, write “VDH3 Campout – (Your hashname here)”
WE WILL NOT ACCEPT CHECKS AFTER MARCH 1st!
CASH ONLY FOR ALL DAY OF REGISTRATIONS.
Please make out your payment to Angela Gomon and mail with this completed registration form with
signed waiver to: VDH3 Campout c/o Angela Gomon, 606 Julius Ave., Jefferson LA 70121
WAIVER:
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT PARTICIPATION IN THE EVENT IS POTENTIALLY HAZARDOUS, AND THAT A REGISTERED PARTY SHOULD NOT PARTICIPATE UNLESS THEY ARE MEDICALLY ABLE AND PROPERLY TRAINED. YOU UNDERSTAND THAT EVENTS MAY BE HELD OVER PUBLIC ROADS AND FACILITES OPEN TO THE PUBLIC DURING THE EVENT AND UPON WHICH HAZARDS ARE TO BE EXPECTED. PARTICIPATION CARRIES WITH IT CERTAIN INHERENT RISKS THAT CANNOT BE ELIMINATED COMPLETELY RANGING FROM MINOR INJURIES TO CATASTROPHIC INJURIES INCLUDING DEATH. YOU UNDERSTAND AND AGREE THAT IN CONSIDERATION OF BEING PERMITTED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE EVENT, YOU AND ANY REGISTERED PARTY,
THE HEIRS, PERSONAL REPRESENTATIVES OR ASSIGNS OF YOU OR THE REGISTERED PARTY DO HEREBY RELEASE, WAIVE, DISCHARGE AND CONVENANT NOT TO SUE VOODOO HASH HOUSE HARRIERS FOR ANY AND ALL LIABILITY FROM ANY AND ALL CLAIMS ARISING FROM PARTICIPATION IN THE EVENT BY YOU OR ANY REGISTERED PARTY

“Born-again Virgin Hare? How is this possible?” I hear you cry.

Well, remember when Erectiaphobia (his wife) and I drug you through City Park the other week? Well, he was supposed to hare but came down with the plague, so she stepped up.

Well, it seems there’s nothing to save us now – he’s determined to hare and ready to go. Oh, and it’d be wise to wear scrubs / shiggy socks / etc. Just Mike seems to like the idea of going headfirst into the bush, ya heard?

And just to be perfectly clear on the new “I suck and Didn’t Bring a Six-Pack” policy – IF YOU DON’T BRING BEER, YOU’RE PAYING 10 GORRAM DOLLARS OR GETTIN’ THE HELL OUT! Repeat offenders will be denied beer. For serious.

Theme: “First Laid” – Doctor, Nurse, Virgin, etc …
Location: City Park Peristyle ( by the Tennis Courts – Dreyfous off Anseman )
Time: Usual, 6:30 p.m. meet with hare away at 7:00 p.m.
Hare: Just Mike (virgin lay!) and Tidy Bowl Man

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then bring $10, you ugly bastard.

Endymion open house tomorrow at Erectiaphobia and Just Mike’s!
OK, this is definitely a do-it-yourself-style party.  We’ll have a sack of oysters and a few beers, but basically we’re just offering up some great company, a warm house half a block off the Endymion route and a bathroom with an actual flushing toilet.  Please bring your own beverage and some potlucky food to share.

4129A Cleveland Ave (upper left apartment) off Carrollton and Canal and near Juan’s Flying Burrito.  Festivities begin around 1pm.  Parking is every hasher for him/herself; ride your damn bike if you don’t want to drive around looking for a space all afternoon.  Feel free to bring a guest or five.  Questions? Email noraellertsen@hotmail.com.

St. Anthony Ramblers – Mardi Gras Day – 9am-ish

Drinks and breakfast at 9, march at 10. We start from Pastor Bait-Her and Udderly Rititulous‘ house on Spain Street. We are again fortunate to have Panorama Brass Band tour with us throughout the day, and in order to cover the cost of these minstrels and the early morning feast, we ask for a $25 contribution – a paltry sum for such wonderful entertainment.

Hope to see you reveling in the streets tomorrow at one point or another. Below is the invite / route, and we’ll be stopping at the following bars, in order: R-Bar, Lafitte’s Blacksmith Shop, Jackson Square, Harry’s Corner, Molly’s at the Market, and the Spotted Cat.

Each year, we seem to grow, both in numbers and in fun – so if you and yours are looking for Mardi Gras Day plans, please come join us and ramble!

Second, I want to go ahead and say “I told you so”. Now, I know what most of you are saying: “Like crap you did, Pastor.”, or if you’re Fill Me Up, “I can’t believe I rooted for the Colts – how much do I suck?”

Well, I can prove it. I want to take you to a day in VooDoo History, back to September 7th, when I posted up the information for that week’s hash, #98 – Tight Ends and Wide Receivers.

Quoth the Pastor:

“This Sunday is the first Saints game of the regular season. And by regular season, I mean awesome season. And by awesome season, I mean THE season. Finally.”

See? I told you so.

So, this weeks hash (surprisingly not (co-) hared by me), has a Saints theme. Duh.
That dirty Colts lover Fill Me Up, but apparently she has a busted knee. I’m sure that “knee” is the new, hip, street-lingo for “pride”, but I could be wrong, and it could actually be her knee.

Also a note: Muses will be rolling around this location that night, so parking might be tricky. If you have hashers in your area, try to carpool.

Hares: Shiver Me Nipples (Virgin Lay!) and Tidy Bowl Man
When: February 11th, 6:30 pm
Where: Samuel Square – Loyola and Napoleon
Pre-Lube: Fat Harry’s (St. Charles and Napoleon), 5ish
Theme: SAAAAAAAIIIIIIINTS! (Black and Gold!)
Phone: 504.251.8320