On top of the usual 6 pack and $1, the hares want everyone to bring a gift for a white elephant game. Anything from alcohol to anal beads should suffice for the hash. Fuck, we’ll even enjoy one of those joke calendars from Spencer’s. Can we end the hash at Mr. Binky’s for the 1% who doesn’t bring a gift? I heard 8 lays a week is in the market for a dildo. If not, let’s just hope for this Hashmas, we don’t get a shitty fucking trail.

On-On,
Everything Butt Sex

You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout, I’m telling you why,
Santa Claus is dead.

Theme: Christmas in July.
Hares: TidyBowlMan, Bumbletard (Virgin Lay!), Just Aaron (Virgin Lay!)
Start: Napa Auto Parts, 500 Shrewsbury Rd Jefferson, LA 70121-3530
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

All these goals might be asking to much of us.  Quite frankly, we don’t give a fuck. It’s our day, and we’re leading you wanking sausages through Lakeview. We’re changing shit up. The first part of trail is one mile. We don’t have any god damn checks, shitty whichys, fucking YBFs or even a beautiful beer near.

We know what you’re thinking. Holy wanking day batman! No beer near? That is sacrilegious! How can we have a hash without a beer near? Well hashers we’re upgrading the beer near to a pool near! Leave the electronics and wallets at home. This week’s theme requires a bathing suit or a birthday suit! Either way kiddos, it’s our birthday and we don’t plan on leaving until every last hasher is nice and wet.

On-On,
Everything Butt Sex

P.S. Join us for an on after and help us not remember a bunch of decisions we’ll regret the next day. It’s our birthday!

P.S.S. Next week’s theme is Christmas in July. TidyBowlMan, Bumbletard,  and Just Aaron wants everyone to bring a gift for that White Elephant game, or whatever it is ya’ll call it.

Theme: Happy Birthday! Birthday suit or bathing suit.
Hares: Lick A Lotta Cock (Virgin Lay), BabyFacial (Virgin Lay) and Everything Butt Sex
Start: Lakeshore Dr.
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

Yo, Vanilla, this week’s Voodoo is a celebration of all things icy, frozen and nippley. So, in order to recognize this weekends Tour De Liqueur, we will be looking for some uptown things to do to beat the summatime heat that you know is coming on Saturday. Goals include, ice cold beer drankin’, air conditioned drankin’, poolside drankin’, shade tree drankin’, summatime treats drankin’, sprinkler drankin’, and hares sitting on bags of ice… drankin’!

Theme: Summertime tour de ice!
Hares: Textical Teaser (Virgin Lay) and Dickie Wong
Start:Camp at Felicity, under the shade trees
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!
Pre-Pre-Lube 4ish: dickies pool, 1901 Prytania at St Mary. call me/get my # from somebody

Pre-Lube 5ish: halfmoon

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

On On from dickie wong!

Theme: Summer Fling. Beach attire.. Leave the cell phone at home!!!
Hares: 8 Lays a week (Virgin Lay) and Everything Butt Sex
Start: 870 Harrison Avenue New Orleans, LA 70124-3157 (Parlay’s)
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!
Pre-Lube: Parlay’s
On-After: Parlay’s

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

On On,
Everything Butt Sex

Get your loaded dice and marked deck of cards out you group of wankers. Even if you have to lie, cheat, and steal, there is no reason for you to leave this hash without getting a little lucky!!!!

This week’s run has us meeting up at Blain Kern’s Mardi Gras world in the Warehouse district. You know the place. It’s where that Poseidon Statue is raping that giant gator pass door J at the end of the convention center.

Theme: Gambling, luck of the draw

Hares: UnderCummer (Virgin Lay?) & Hobo Rodeo
Start: Henderson St. & 1400 Tchoupitoulas New Orleans, LA 70130
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

On On,

Everything Butt Sex

Theme: Video Games
Hares: Game Ovaries & TidyBowlMan
Start: 6325 Elysian Fields Avenue, New Orleans, LA 70122-4235
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

As a special treat, it’s BBD’s birthday. Remember, all you bastard hashers, when one hare drinks, all hares drink! If you wankers do your job right, those two will be so drunk at the end of circle, they’ll pass out before T.W.O.T. gets to scream “Fuck me daddy!” right after giving some birthday head. Head! Who said head?

Theme: Who’s your daddy?
Hares: T.W.O.T. and Broke Back Dyke
Start: Coliseum St & Polymnia St New Orleans, LA 70130
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!
Pre-lube: Avenue Pub

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

On-On,
Everything Butt Sex

Theme: Wizard of Oz.
Hares: Just Sarah (Virgin Lay) and Chicken Pot Guy (Rusty Lay)
Start: 601 Gallier Street, New Orleans, LA‎
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!
Pre-lube: ???

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

The last wedding hash wasn’t but a few months ago, so grab your best running formalwear, and head uptown this week for Tighter Twat and Show Me Your Posse’s wedding hash.

Remember, this is TT, so shiggy socks are usually a good thing to wear.

Theme: It’s a wedding. Put on your good wifebeater.
Hares: Tighter Twat and Sow Me Your Posse
Start: Dublin St & Hampson St
Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO!
Pre-lube: Madigan’s

Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

Date: Sat, May 29, 12pm – 3pm
Where: 1521 Palm St., Metairie, LA
Cost: Guests (non-hashers) $10