The quick and dirty: we're a New Orleans drinking club with a running problem. The VooDoo is part of a worldwide group who enjoys working up a good thirst by running, and quenching it with beer. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!
Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.
I’m not going to lie to you Marge, I was trying to think up a way to write some sort of Irish Incredible Hulk writeup, and it just wasn’t happening.
So, in lieu of cleverness, here’s a scary bodybuilder lady, ’shopped green.
Thursdays theme is VooDoo Green with ENVY! Yeah, wear GREEN dumb asses! In light of [...]
Tags: Just Darren, Metairie, St. Patty's, Tidy Bowl Man
Konichiwa Bitches,
It’s the Asian Invasion cumming all the way from Okinawa Japan to bring you this weeks hash.
Theme: I Think I’m Turning Japanese, I Really Think So! (sumo wrestler, geisha girl, Hello Kitty, Power Ranger, anime porn, the karate kid… whatever)
Pre-Lube: Vic’s Kangaroo Cafe ( 636 Tchoupitoulas ), 5:30ish
Start: Fulton St. In front of Rockin’ [...]
Tags: CBD, Dock Cousteau, Japan
Q: What do gay horses eat?
A: Haaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!
That’s gotta be my favorite gay joke, outside of Richard Simmons! Zing!
Ok, no more bad jokes. This week’s hash will be led by the VooDoo’s two leading experts on gaydom: Pusti Malaka and Just Payton.
And me.
So come on down to the Quarter this week for a trip down the [...]
Tags: French Quarter, Gay, Just Peyton, Pastor Bait-Her, Pusti Malaka
Now, I know this is über late, but I just got the info from Just Mike, our born-again Virgin Hare.
“Born-again Virgin Hare? How is this possible?” I hear you cry.
Well, remember when Erectiaphobia (his wife) and I drug you through City Park the other week? Well, he was supposed to hare but came down with [...]
Tags: City Park, Just Mike, Tidy Bowl Man, Virgin Lay
First and foremost: WHO DAT!
Second, I want to go ahead and say “I told you so”. Now, I know what most of you are saying: “Like crap you did, Pastor.”, or if you’re Fill Me Up, “I can’t believe I rooted for the Colts – how much do I suck?”
Well, I can prove it. I [...]
Tags: Black and Gold, Saints, Shiver Me Nipples, Tidy Bowl Man, Who Dat
So, the theme was going to be along the lines of “Gettin’ Shiggy with it”, but due to:
a) me ripping up flooring this weekend with Just Jason
b) me just getting home from watching LOST with Udderly Rititulous and her folks
3) Just Mike potentially having the plague, and
d) it looking like the weather is going to [...]
Tags: City Park, Just Mike, Pastor Bait-Her, Virgin Lay
Fill Me Up’s the hare this week – so you know what that means.
Actually, I’m not sure what that means – anyone care to help a brother out?
It’s a Mardi Gras / Royalty themed hash. I know, we just had a hash the other week that was carnival themed, but ’tis the season, right? I [...]
Tags: Fill Me Up, Lakefront, Lakeview, Mardi Gras
If you went to Puppy Love Machine’s hash the other week, the Mardi Gras themed Carniball Maskerbaton hash, you may have seen or met Erectiaphobia’s hubby, Just Mike:
In my head, being primarily comprised of over 9,000 internets, I didn’t see Just Mike. I saw a combination of three chuckleheads:
1) The Gilded Huffer:
Our friend here, Patrick [...]
Tags: Erectiaphobia, Just Mike
I know what you’re about to read has absolutely nothing to do with this week’s trail info, and I don’t give a good goddamn. So, in lieu of witty commentary, I’ll simply say this and move on to minimal trail info:
WHO DAT, BITCHES!
And now back to our regular programming:
Hares: Just Darren (Virgin!), Tidy Bowl Man, [...]
Tags: Just Darren, Metairie, Ready Whip, Tidy Bowl Man, Virgin Lay, Wet Dream
It’s carnival time, you know what that means…. TIT CHECK!
Hares: Puppy Love Machine and Tidy Bowl Man
When: 6:30pm, Jan 14th
Where: Rouses’ Parking lot, corner of Tchoupitoulas and Napoleon
Theme: Carnival Season. Wear carnival colors and a mask (HIGHLY recommended).
Costs: $1 and a six-pack. Bring your farking masks, flashlights, and whistles too, wankers.
Check out dantesmasquerade.com for Got [...]
Tags: carnival, Puppy Love Machine, Tidy Bowl Man, Uptown