Posted August 14th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Hooooooleeeey crap campers, did we have us a group last night!
I, your friendly-ish local Pastor Bait-Her showed up a little before 6:30, and couldn’t believe my oh-so-beautiful eyes – early hashers! About 6 or 7 of them, all using NOST (New Orleans Substandard Time)!
I know that we’re usually a little late to start in general, [...]
Tags: Hobo Rodeo, Licks Em Young, Two in the Mouth Five in the Hole, Whole Lotta Cum
Posted August 8th, 2009 by Lack-A-Virgin Hey!
This week, we’ve all been seeing red.
The NOH3 Red Skirt Run on Monday. RDR Expo at Ernst Cafe. VooDoo Red Skirt Run on Thursday. Red Dress Pre-Lube on Friday. If you were anywhere near New Orleans’ French Quarter or the Marigny this week, then it is impossible that you haven’t seen people in red dresses. [...]
Tags: Red Dress, Red Skirt Run
Posted July 29th, 2009 by Lack-A-Virgin Hey!
Well, my harriers and harriettes, my socks and shoes are infused with dirt, and my left ankle is bleeding. That’s right, it’s been another successful meeting of the VooDoo Hash House Harriers!!!
Today we had a mystery hare… we wouldn’t find out what asshole was about to lead us astray until we got there. This fellow [...]
Tags: City Park, Clue, Fill Me Up, hash milestones, Just Andee, Lakeshore, lost hounds, Mystery Hare, Tandy Ass
Posted July 25th, 2009 by Lack-A-Virgin Hey!
Surf’s up dudes!
This week we got a chance to extend our totally bodacious vocabulary to include all the wicked gnarly beach slang that all those radical Californians come up with all the time (which includes some of last week’s most tubular terms). That’s because this week’s theme was “Life’s a Beach,” and it was suggested [...]
Tags: beach, Bend Over Rover, bikini, lost hounds, scissor me timbers, surf
Posted July 20th, 2009 by Lack-A-Virgin Hey!
Well boys and girls, yet another week has gone by without any sign of hash trash. Your beloved and belated trash writer has struck again. So for those of you who were sitting safely at home on Thursday, slurping cola and lounging in your hover chair, hoping to vicariously experience the hash through the warm [...]
Tags: 80's, Chum Dumpster, Just Bea, Just Brian, Just Olin, naming, Queef Meter, trash, Udderly ReTiTulous