The quick and dirty: we're a New Orleans drinking club with a running problem. The VooDoo is part of a worldwide group who enjoys working up a good thirst by running, and quenching it with beer. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!
Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.
For all of you WHINY TIT-BABIES who couldn’t bring yourselves out of your leopard-print (or worse yet, generic) Snuggies to come Hash with us, this is for you:
‘La Virgina’ Just Sarah and the ‘more-experienced’ Mr. Dickie Wongstockings laid a somewhat visible trail through the CBD and FQ, only having lost THREE people by the end [...]
Tags: Dickie Wongstockings, Hobo Rodeo, Just Sarah, trash
Twas the morning before Christmas at Everything Butt Sex’s house.
He noticed that someone had left without their blouse.
Oh, just another orphaned piece of clothing thrown away without care,
He started a pre-lube at 11am; The time Dicky Wong Stockings got there.
They started to drink and a numbing feeling reached their head,
head, who said head?
Joining them was [...]
Tags: Cock a Booty Boo, Dickie Wongstockings, Everything Butt Sex, Kiss My Trash, Lick A Lotta Cock, Slam Bam Thank You Lamb, Tidy Bowl Man, trash
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This weeks circle started out as #96 did – with our 3 hares ( Indickcision, Penis Fly Crap, Just Dave (who was caught!) ) sitting on ice, so I won’t go on and on about the quality of last night’s trail.
But the circle. Ohh, the circle ladies [...]
Tags: Indickcision, Just Dave, Just Jon, Penis Fly Crap, Puppy Love Machine, shitty trail, Spermin' for Germans, trash, Uptown, West Palm Beach
In a fitting tribute to the best holiday of the year (other than Mardi Gras, of course) today’s trail ran us past a haunted house and through cemeteries and desolate back alleys. It was truly a frightening trail because we had Licks Em Young, barely a veteran himself, trying to teach Just Jarvis the [...]
Tags: cemeteries, Check My Small Cockia, Eastern Cock Block, Halloween, Licks Em Young, naming, Nocturnal Pisscharge, Shiver Me Nipples
I couldn’t tell you how long I’ve been running circle for the VooDoo, but it’s been a good while at this point.
Our numbers have been growing – gone are the days of the regular 12 or even 20 person circle. We’re averaging 40 to 50 hashers every week, and yesterday, we blew that away – [...]
Tags: 100th, circle, Pastor Bait-Her
Okay, well, I’ve been away for quite awhile but now I’m BACK to make you suffer through my long diatribes about the minute details of every single VooDoo Hash (FML)! Yay. In fact, I was even so refreshed from my hashing hiatus that I was able to earn the rank of FRB tonight! [...]
Tags: Erectiaphobic, Oktoberfest, shiggy, Tempur Penis
Words cannot describe the trail left by our dear hares this past Thursday.
What can we say? 2 in the Mouth, 5 in the Hole’s (2Mo5Ho) first trail was about what one would expect from a virgin lay. Couple that with Queef Meter as a co-hare (who has only hared once, and that was with Missionary [...]
Tags: Queef Meter, shitty trail, trash, Two in the Mouth Five in the Hole
Hooooooleeeey crap campers, did we have us a group last night!
I, your friendly-ish local Pastor Bait-Her showed up a little before 6:30, and couldn’t believe my oh-so-beautiful eyes – early hashers! About 6 or 7 of them, all using NOST (New Orleans Substandard Time)!
I know that we’re usually a little late to start in general, [...]
Tags: Hobo Rodeo, Licks Em Young, Two in the Mouth Five in the Hole, Whole Lotta Cum
This week, we’ve all been seeing red.
The NOH3 Red Skirt Run on Monday. RDR Expo at Ernst Cafe. VooDoo Red Skirt Run on Thursday. Red Dress Pre-Lube on Friday. If you were anywhere near New Orleans’ French Quarter or the Marigny this week, then it is impossible that you haven’t seen people in red dresses. [...]
Tags: Red Dress, Red Skirt Run
Well, my harriers and harriettes, my socks and shoes are infused with dirt, and my left ankle is bleeding. That’s right, it’s been another successful meeting of the VooDoo Hash House Harriers!!!
Today we had a mystery hare… we wouldn’t find out what asshole was about to lead us astray until we got there. This fellow [...]
Tags: City Park, Clue, Fill Me Up, hash milestones, Just Andee, Lakeshore, lost hounds, Mystery Hare, Tandy Ass