Posted February 12th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
ENDYMION – Sat Feb 13 – 1pm
Endymion open house tomorrow at Erectiaphobia and Just Mike’s!
OK, this is definitely a do-it-yourself-style party. We’ll have a sack of oysters and a few beers, but basically we’re just offering up some great company, a warm house half a block off the Endymion route and a bathroom with an actual [...]
Tags: Endymion, Erectiaphobia, Just Mike, Mardi Gras, Pastor Bait-Her, Udderly Rititulous
Posted February 4th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Apologies to Hobo for moving the Pre-lube to Parlay’s earlier. Nothing malicious, just thought it was easier to drink before we drink three minutes from start of the run instead of a different part of the city, but my fuck up is causing a lot of confusion so, everyone goto Mid-city at 5!
I couldn’t [...]
Posted December 29th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Hobo’s having a party! That’s right, little wankerlings, she expects you to spend your New Year’s Eve in Mid-City Hashing with the Voodoo, with beer, booze, a plethora of snackies, and FIRE to follow.
“FIRE, you say, Hobo?”
“Yes.”
The Hash is an annual prelude to the lighting of the Mid-City Bonfire at Midnight on New Year’s Eve [...]
Tags: Hobo Rodeo, Mid-City, New Years
Posted December 23rd, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
ATTN: New Orphans
If you’ve got no family in town or just want to disown them due to the embarrassing “he peed sitting down until he was 13” story, come to my house for our own Christmas. We can unwrap the FedEx and Amazon wrapped presents you either got from your weird uncle or bought for [...]
Tags: Christmas, Dickie Wongstockings
Posted December 12th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Another week, another naming. We pulled in Just Barbie, Just Teeny (Christine), and Just Kim to get named, but the cold kept us from braining very good, so we only named one of these bitches.
So, Just Teeny, COME ON DOWN!
From here on out (and on-on to Europe in a few days), let it be known [...]
Tags: Just Teeny, naming, Teeny Weeny On Top, TWOT
Posted December 8th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Violets are Blue.
This post is really late,
so bite me and fuck you.
I can’t believe I forgot to do this, but last month during S4G’s (Spermin’ for Germans) going-away party, we named Just Rose mere hours before she was due to hop on a plane and head back to the Fatherland.
In retrospect, maybe throwing a bunch [...]
Tags: Five Dolla Schatzi, Just Rose, naming
Posted December 7th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Thursday’s hash might have been a titty bit nipply (according to you whiny, unprepared bastards), but that didn’t stop us from running shitty trail, having a circle, and naming a hasher.
It did stop us from giving Ready Whip the “birthday cake” she so richly deserved, but I did just mark down her 1/2 birthday in [...]
Tags: Everything Butt Sex, Just Dustin, naming, Ready Whip
Posted November 16th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
TO ALL HASHERS, FRIENDS, ETC.
Spermin for Germans (formerly Just Jon) has finally been named and is returning to his loverly New Jersey on Wednesday. He wanted to do a BBQ after work and Tidy Bowl Man offered his house. All are welcome!
He will supply you with some food, some drinks but suggests that [...]
Tags: BBQ, Going Away Party, Spermin' for Germans, Tidy Bowl Man
Posted September 29th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Another landmark! Since we’re starting the 100th hash at “Tips on Tchoupitoulas”, it’s only fair that we do something at “Rock N’ Bowl in Mid-City“, so we are!
It’s been almost two years since the first VooDoo hash, but it’s never too late for our first social! Well, we aim to fix that. Hopefully, this won’t [...]
Tags: Mid-City, Rock N' Bowl, Social
Posted September 21st, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
I think this is usually the part where I write up something clever and witty. Well, I’ve been working off an almost ongoing hangover since Wednesday, so bite me. The only person who even remotely gets to bitch is Just Nora.
And by Just Nora, I really mean Erectiaphobic!
Turns out that was kinda clever! Go me! [...]
Tags: Erectiaphobic, Just Nora, naming