My Oh My, how on earth did Texticle Teaser go on hashing/walking for over a year and never laid a freaking trail? Well, the timidness (implying hesitant on this one, that CocoRum-lovin’ gal ain’t shy) wore off as she felt compelled to conquer her first lay in the Lower Garden.  Was her co-hare Dickie Wongstocking rough with her? Considering how hot and sweaty she looked, we reckon so. Sorry, Chum. Was it a shitty trail? It wasn’t shitty but to commemorate the icy theme in this hot ass city, someone had the notion to sit on ice as I quote Dickie, “and hares sitting on bags of ice… drankin’!  And then there were 5 virgins that definitely met the minimum requirement for a gangbang but the lube went missing…sigh. It was strange to hear “Slam Bam Thank You Lamb made me cum” from a lovely virgin gal by way of Italy.  At least it wasn’t strange for Hobo to pick up one kickass virgin off the streets.  A couple visitors brought cultural mix to the hash; one relocated from Los Angeles and the other a good ol’ chap from Bangkok, Thailand.  Our inner PeeWee’s snicker-worthy word of the day was “Bang Cock.”

The Good – Free Snowballs – Beer Check was at a snowball stand which we must thank Texticle Teaser and Fill Me Up for the icy cool down

The Bad – Circle – One-Eyed Jack-Off was given a rare opportunity to run circle and rare it will continue to be…

“What’s that thing we do at the end? Swing low? Oh, yeah”

–One-Eyed Jack-Off

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]]> http://voodoohash.com/2010/07/16/you%e2%80%99ve-been-iced-baby/feed/ 0 http://voodoohash.com/2010/05/28/newly-named/ http://voodoohash.com/2010/05/28/newly-named/#comments Fri, 28 May 2010 13:23:52 +0000 Pastor Bait-Her http://voodoohash.com/?p=1081 In the past few weeks, we’ve had some namings, and with the Red Dress Run coming up some, I reckon there’ll be more!

So long Just Ryan, hello Jizz Rag!

Sayonara Just Ralph, konnichiwa It’s Just a Little Prick!

Adios Just Mike, hola Wax On, Wacks Off!

Auf Wiedersehen Just Andee, guten tag Battlesnatch Galacticunt!

Saturday: Robes Pierre

This is a CAUSED event PROTESTING against people who party in clothes.

Please come out and play with the Robes Pierre group!! This will be the 5th annual robed extragalactic affair! Bring your chains, whips, ray guns, soap bubbles, gold fish, rubber duckies etc. Anything that gives you that extra flair of appeal is welcome.

However the group is closing the field to brass knuckles, guns, and anything electronic. Those things just don’t work out in a bathroom situation…. See More

HERE IS YOUR SUGGESTED VENUES & TIMES OF CHOICE:
7:30 – 8:30: Meet at Jean Lafitte’s Blacksmith Shop for a nice cold grape Voodoo to get the mood started, then we will traipse on down to Flanagan’s Pub, then a quick stop at MRB Bar & Grill.
8:30 – 9:30: Pravda & Molly’s on the Market (we should fit right in with the normal crowd here) – Make sure you fill up on drinks for the next stop is a long crawl!!
9:45 – 11:00: Cafe Negril on Frenchmen (a band called the Domino Gorillas will be playing) THEY HAVE A TACO BAR!! HOW COOL!
11:15 – till: Checkpoint Charlies (I was told they have a really cool band playing called “One Eyed Doll”)
?? – ??: who knows.

**Donations to the March of Dimes will be greatly appreciated for this year as well.

Sunday: Crawfish Berl / Going Away Party

Crawfish boil, grill-fest, chip n dip eating, beer and cocktail drinking at Tidy’s this Sunday. Shitty Titty Gang Bang is leaving the Big Easy for the breezy beaches of Southern CA next week. Come on over to Tidy Bowl’s on Sunday afternoon for a goodbye soiree, NOLA style.
BYOB if you’re drinking something besides beer. Call Jefferson Starfish for details 504-481-5648. STGB is posting the event only because she has mad Facebook Skillz and Starfish doesn’t. HA! Hope to see you all there! As always, please tell a friend. I don’t want to leave anyone out!!

If you can, rsvp on the Facebook page.

Date: Sunday, May 23, 2010
Time: 2:00pm – 11:00pm
Location: Tidy’s House 3825 Leila Place, Jefferson, LA

Tidy has 1 1/2 coolers of beer for the VooDoo!
Look for him before and after!

And also, a note from Spread ‘Em:

Please be mindful of the possibility of sobriety checkpoints, starting tonight at 10pm and ending at 3am. You shouldn’t be driving drunk anyway, but this is a problem that we’d like to avoid: NOPD Sobriety Checkpoint News Release.

Just call 419-VDH3 (8343), and the voicemail greeting will tell you about the hash that week.

Oh, and don’t leave a message, I’m not going to listen to it.

Much thanks to Lack-a-Virgin, Hey! for the Google Voice hookup.

Rules
Check-in time for camping is 4:00pm and check-out time is 2:00pm. The latest you can check in is 10pm.
Quiet hours from 10pm – 6am. No whistle blowing or running through other campers tent sites.
Pets are allowed in the campground area ONLY and must be kept on a leash at ALL TIMES. The Leash can be no longer than 6 foot long.
All persons entering the campground must be registered. Upon arrival campers must have their camping unit and be prepared to set up.
All site occupancy is limited to 8 people and 2 vehicles.

Things to Note
Fill Me Up is providing Food – Dinner on Friday; Three Meals on Saturday; Breakfast on Sunday.
Beer is provided. Bring your own water, ice, liquor, mixers, “special” beer, snacks, chips.
Tents fees need to be paid in cash. We are primitive camping. $11/tent/day; Cash Only
EVERYONE IS EXPECTED TO HELP CLEAN UP
Whoever gets there first has to list everyone in the tent and pay the tent fee at that moment. When the rest of your tent mates show up all they do is check in and not pay.
Raccoons and possums are in the park. They invade the garbage even when it’s tied up. They may attempt to invade the tent where the food is not properly stored.
Prisoners working the grounds until Friday evening. Please do not interact with them. They will ask for trades like beer and cigarettes for extra wood. It’s against the park’s regulations and puts us at risk of being kicked out.
It will be freakin’ dark. Wal-mart has cheap lanterns and bring extra batteries
Bring some String if you think you might hang up wet clothes.

After some debate, Just Nick is now to be known as Brokeback Dyke!

OK Wankers!!!! The Voodoo campout is just around the corner. Mail in regos must be postmarked by Mar 1 and I cannot guarantee gimmies unless you register by Mar 5. Paypal is linked to the rego on the Voodoo website @ Voodoohash.com. Cash regos are accepted up to the day of the event but the cost goes up to $60 if you show up and want to dance around a fire or two or run a trail or two without early rego. We have about 17 signed up but I’m still waiting on payment from a few wankers. If you do not pay me by the 5th, you forfeit your gimmies to those who paid first.

Remember there is a $11 tent fee (not included in the rego cost) no matter how many are in the tent. Park rangers occasionally pass by to check. If you plan to share a tent with someone make sure whoever arrives at the park first, gives the tentmate’s names to the park office.

If you want anything special like “Hot Sex”, you must bring it yourself. Kegs will be provided as will food. I will provide some TP, so if you like to wipe your tush with a lot of cushion, bring extra TP. There is a bathroom with a mirror for those who have to look pretty all weekend. The shower area is about 2 miles away and are pretty nice. The area is rustic so don’t expect air conditioning or heaters. BUG SPRAY is a must. We had mosquitoes even in the cold. Earplugs are suggested for those who like to go to bed at a decent time as many of our group like to stay up until late hours of the morning.

I would also suggest packing for both warm and cold as it gets chilly when the sun goes down. Bring your chair as there is nowhere to sit other than the ground or in your tent or on someone’s lap.
If anyone else can think of anything helpful please add to the list.

Can’t wait to have a great time!!!!

If you prefer, you can fill out the PDF, print it, and bring in to the Hash.
 

 
ALL MAIL IN REGISTRATIONS MUST BE POSTMARKED BY MARCH 1, 2010
3 DAY EVENT – FRIDAY THROUGH SUNDAY!
$50 fee covers a weekend of food, beer, and awesome gimmes.
NOTE: There is an $11/day tent fee. Of course, how many people you can put in your tent is up to you…
The price raises to $60 for day-of registration, with no guarantee of gimmes.

PAYMENT NOTES:

CASH IS PREFERRED, but PayPal (ononfrb@hotmail.com) and checks are accepted.
For Paypal, you still need this form! On the payment description, write “VDH3 Campout – (Your hashname here)”
WE WILL NOT ACCEPT CHECKS AFTER MARCH 1st!
CASH ONLY FOR ALL DAY OF REGISTRATIONS.
Please make out your payment to Angela Gomon and mail with this completed registration form with
signed waiver to: VDH3 Campout c/o Angela Gomon, 606 Julius Ave., Jefferson LA 70121
WAIVER:
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT PARTICIPATION IN THE EVENT IS POTENTIALLY HAZARDOUS, AND THAT A REGISTERED PARTY SHOULD NOT PARTICIPATE UNLESS THEY ARE MEDICALLY ABLE AND PROPERLY TRAINED. YOU UNDERSTAND THAT EVENTS MAY BE HELD OVER PUBLIC ROADS AND FACILITES OPEN TO THE PUBLIC DURING THE EVENT AND UPON WHICH HAZARDS ARE TO BE EXPECTED. PARTICIPATION CARRIES WITH IT CERTAIN INHERENT RISKS THAT CANNOT BE ELIMINATED COMPLETELY RANGING FROM MINOR INJURIES TO CATASTROPHIC INJURIES INCLUDING DEATH. YOU UNDERSTAND AND AGREE THAT IN CONSIDERATION OF BEING PERMITTED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE EVENT, YOU AND ANY REGISTERED PARTY,
THE HEIRS, PERSONAL REPRESENTATIVES OR ASSIGNS OF YOU OR THE REGISTERED PARTY DO HEREBY RELEASE, WAIVE, DISCHARGE AND CONVENANT NOT TO SUE VOODOO HASH HOUSE HARRIERS FOR ANY AND ALL LIABILITY FROM ANY AND ALL CLAIMS ARISING FROM PARTICIPATION IN THE EVENT BY YOU OR ANY REGISTERED PARTY