Posted March 8th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
Well, after asking me to bless his penis the other night at Juan’s Flying Burrito, we pulled Just Nick into the circle after the gay hash for a round of naming.
After some debate, Just Nick is now to be known as Brokeback Dyke!
Tags: Brokeback Dyke, Just Nick, naming
Tags: Brokeback Dyke, Just Nick, naming
Posted March 4th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
When: Friday, March 5th, 11pm-2am
Where: Adventure Quest, 1200 Clearview Pkwy, Metry, Bra (Near the Fox & The Hound and the Guitar Center)
Cost: $27 and some change (just bring $30 cash…they’ll sort through the change later)
What: Laser Tag, Bumper Cars, Arcade Game Happiness, Pizza, and BYOB
Alright, y’all, it’s finally here! Laser Tag Lock-In, this Friday! All [...]
Tags: LASER TAG, Metairie
Posted March 1st, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
From Fill Me Up:
OK Wankers!!!! The Voodoo campout is just around the corner. Mail in regos must be postmarked by Mar 1 and I cannot guarantee gimmies unless you register by Mar 5. Paypal is linked to the rego on the Voodoo website @ Voodoohash.com. Cash regos are accepted up to the [...]
Tags: Camp out
Posted February 22nd, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
If you prefer, you can fill out the PDF, print it, and bring in to the Hash.
ALL MAIL IN REGISTRATIONS MUST BE POSTMARKED BY MARCH 1, 2010
3 DAY EVENT – FRIDAY THROUGH SUNDAY!
$50 fee covers a weekend of food, beer, and awesome gimmes.
NOTE: There is an $11/day tent fee. Of course, how many people [...]
Tags: Camp out, registration
Posted February 12th, 2010 by Pastor Bait-Her
ENDYMION – Sat Feb 13 – 1pm
Endymion open house tomorrow at Erectiaphobia and Just Mike’s!
OK, this is definitely a do-it-yourself-style party. We’ll have a sack of oysters and a few beers, but basically we’re just offering up some great company, a warm house half a block off the Endymion route and a bathroom with an actual [...]
Tags: Endymion, Erectiaphobia, Just Mike, Mardi Gras, Pastor Bait-Her, Udderly Rititulous
Posted February 4th, 2010 by Everything Butt Sex
Apologies to Hobo for moving the Pre-lube to Parlay’s earlier. Nothing malicious, just thought it was easier to drink before we drink three minutes from start of the run instead of a different part of the city, but my fuck up is causing a lot of confusion so, everyone goto Mid-city at 5!
I couldn’t [...]
Posted December 29th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Hobo’s having a party! That’s right, little wankerlings, she expects you to spend your New Year’s Eve in Mid-City Hashing with the Voodoo, with beer, booze, a plethora of snackies, and FIRE to follow.
“FIRE, you say, Hobo?”
“Yes.”
The Hash is an annual prelude to the lighting of the Mid-City Bonfire at Midnight on New Year’s Eve [...]
Tags: Hobo Rodeo, Mid-City, New Years
Posted December 23rd, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
ATTN: New Orphans
If you’ve got no family in town or just want to disown them due to the embarrassing “he peed sitting down until he was 13” story, come to my house for our own Christmas. We can unwrap the FedEx and Amazon wrapped presents you either got from your weird uncle or bought for [...]
Tags: Christmas, Dickie Wongstockings
Posted December 12th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Another week, another naming. We pulled in Just Barbie, Just Teeny (Christine), and Just Kim to get named, but the cold kept us from braining very good, so we only named one of these bitches.
So, Just Teeny, COME ON DOWN!
From here on out (and on-on to Europe in a few days), let it be known [...]
Tags: Just Teeny, naming, Teeny Weeny On Top, TWOT
Posted December 8th, 2009 by Pastor Bait-Her
Violets are Blue.
This post is really late,
so bite me and fuck you.
I can’t believe I forgot to do this, but last month during S4G’s (Spermin’ for Germans) going-away party, we named Just Rose mere hours before she was due to hop on a plane and head back to the Fatherland.
In retrospect, maybe throwing a bunch [...]
Tags: Five Dolla Schatzi, Just Rose, naming